Julia Baker: Did they tell you I'm colored?
Dr. Chegley: What color are you?
Julia Baker: Wh-hy, I'm Negro.
Dr. Chegley: Have you always been a Negro, or are you just trying to be fashionable?
Dr. Chegley: You were late again this morning. Why? Don't tell me your car broke down.
Julia Baker: My car broke down.
Dr. Chegley: I told you not to tell me that.
Julia Baker: The last time I went on a blind date, I got stuck with the check.
Marie Waggedorn: Well the last time I went out on one, I got stuck with a husband.
Corey: Gee, you're big. Are you a football player?
Jordan Hayes: No, I'm an actor.
Corey: That's too bad.
Julia Baker: It's made up of odds and ends, and it's odd where it ends.