Enter Laughing (1967)

Don Rickles: Harry Hamburger

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Quotes 

• Harry Hamburger : What's this naughty boy stuff? What's so naughty about him?

  Miss Laura B : I don't know. I just think he's cute.

• Miss Laura B : I thought you were the type of person who would make a sacrifice for someone else.

  Harry Hamburger : I do. I do! I give plenty! I give to all the diseases!

• Harry Hamburger : You know, kid, for you're age, you're doing okay. You are a naughty boy!

• Harry Hamburger : Laura's a nice kid, right? I could do worse, right?

  David Kolowitz : Yes.

  Harry Hamburger : And she's built, right? I could do worse.

• Harry Hamburger : Listen, don't get any stains on this.

• Harry Hamburger : Now, I'm engaged. I mean, here I am, as soon as I take my pants off, and all of the sudden I'm engaged!

• Harry Hamburger : What's the point that's so important that I got to go to a banquet in my underwear?