- Inspector: Now hold it steady, Deux-Deux, please.
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Si.
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Say "oui", not "si".
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Okay, okay, but you know, I think I'm getting a little oui-sick.
- Inspector: That's "sea", not "oui".
- Sergeant Deux-Deux: Holy frijole! The poor inspector, he's sinking down in the sea.
- Inspector: Don't say "si", say "oui".