Tony Curtis credited as playing...
Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz
- Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD: You mustn't confuse sadness with depression, "professor."
- Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz: Is there any difference? Can a man look sad and still be happy?
- Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD: Yes.
- Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz: Example?
- Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD: You.
- Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz: [to Capt. Newman] You see, in the neighborhood I came, we had to learn six different languages in order to do business.
- Capt. Josiah J. Newman, MD: You have my deepest sympathies.
- Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz: From a plumber I expect sympathy. From a psychiatrist I expect understanding!
- Cpl. Jackson 'Jake' Leibowitz: Gavoni, may I remind you of a cardinal rule in the field of psychiatry? In the words of Sigmund Freud, "Show me a man that can lose his temper, and I'll show you a man that can lose his salami."