David Graham: Dr. Horatio Beaker, Mitch the Monkey, Zarin, Bill Gibson, Ben Judd, 1st New York Police Officer, Colonel Humberto Maguava, Diver Johnson, Elevator 1, General Sebastian Maguava, Guard, Herman Gredenski, Ho Meng, Hopkins, Inspector, J. Farleigh Prothero, Jason, Jazz, Joe Anna, Kalmus, King Kool, Lieutenant, Maxie Hoyle, Mitch The Monkey, Mitch's Girlfriend, Monsieur Laval, Morse Operator, Mr. Bell, Mustapha Bey, Newsreader, President Gourmet, Professor Harlow, Professor Terman, Professor Watkins, Raman, Shackleton's Buyer, Sheriff Elmer P. Jackson, South Dakota, Steindorf, Storekeeper Andy, The Big Man, Uncle Angus McCrail, Warrior

Doctor Beaker : I really must overcome this problem.

Mike Mercury : What's the trouble, doc?

Doctor Beaker : I find it most irritating. It takes far too long to bring this liquid to a suitable temperature for infusion.

Mike Mercury : Is this part of the test for the ceramic, doctor?

Doctor Beaker : Test for the ceramic? No, of course not! I'm just making a cup of tea.
Doctor Beaker : Curious, most curious! The rubbish people do write. What can this man possibly know about 'Neurotic Anxieties in the New England Squirrel'?
[Favorite expression]

Doctor Beaker : Satisfactory; *Most* satisfactory!
Doctor Beaker : Don't ask me why, Mike, but every new piece of equipment I ever make, always seems to come in useful, and, umm, I have a feeling that this one will be no exception.
Masterspy : Do you suppose that Mike Mercury will be able to unravel such a brilliant scheme, conceived by Masterspy himself?

Zarin : Yes, Masterspy.

Masterspy : What?

Zarin : I mean, *no*, Masterspy!

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