The Bullwinkle Show (1959–1963)
June Foray: Additional Voices, Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Nell Fenwick, Princess, Witch, Snow White, Wife, Newsboy, Queen, Goose, Beauty, Goldilocks, Good Fairy, Mother, Newsboy #1, Old Lady, Rapunzel, Wicked Queen, 'Princess', Alice Pigg, Ann Phibian, Calamity Jane, Cassandra, Chicken, Cinderella, Dudley's Mother, Edna Bear, Eloise, Fairy Frogmother, Giant's Wife, Gladys, Grandma, Grinessa, Grizelka, Julius's Mother, Lady Crow, Maiden, Mama Wolf, Mother-in-Law, Painter's Wife, Peahen, Penelope Pigg, Portland Pigg, Prunelda, Red Riding Hood, Red White, Riding Hood, Sleeping Beauty, Sweet Little Beet, Wealthy Customer, Woman, Yolanda, Admiring Woman, Aggie, Amazonian Woman, Beautiful Maidens, Bessie Galahad, Betsy Ross, Blue Fairy, Boy, Bride, Brunhilde Clinker, Caveman's Wife, Celia, Citizen #2, Claire Loose Booth, Cleopatra, Cutie Lou, Dear Little Princess, Edna, Elf #1, Esmeralda Fump, Ethel, Fair Maid, Fairy, Farmer's Wife, Felicia, Female Guards, Fisherman's Wife, Flo White, Florence Chicken, Florence Nightingale, Forgetful Girl, Frances Beauty, Frog, Girl, Grandmother #1, Grandmother #2, Granny Goodfoot, Gretel, Henry's Wife, Hilda, Humbert's Wife, Jack's Mother, Jeannie, Laughing Woman, Leghorn Sisters, Librarian, Little Witch...
Quotes
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Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, those are girls!...
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, this is terrible!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : It is?
Rocket J. Squirrel : What kind of game can you play with girls?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Boy, this really is a children's show, isn't it?
[Bullwinkle looks into the camera]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Parcheesi, of course.
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Narrator : Well, today we find our heroes flying along smoothly...
Rocket J. Squirrel : Flying along smoothly?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : You're just looking at the picture sideways!
Rocket J. Squirrel : Actually it's like this!
Narrator : Oh... OH GOOD HEAVENS! Today we find our heroes plunging straight down toward disaster at supersonic speed!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's better.
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Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hey, Rocky; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Rocket J. Squirrel : Again?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Nothin' up my sleeve - Presto!
[pulls Rocky out of the hat]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, I'm gettin' close.
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Rocky : Bullwinkle, it says here that for you to inherit the fortune, you have to spend the weekend in the ancestral home, Abominable Manor.
Bullwinkle : That's no problem. I've been living in an abominable manner all my life.
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Rocky : Bullwinkle, do you know what an A-Bomb is?
Bullwinkle : Sure, a bomb is what some people call our show.
Rocky : I don't think that's very funny.
Bullwinkle : Neither do they, apparently.
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Rocky : Bullwinkle, I'm worried.
Bullwinkle : Ratings down in the show again?
Rocky : No.
Bullwinkle : That's odd.
Rocky : I'm worried because there have already been two attempts on your life.
Bullwinkle : Oh, don't worry. We will be renewed.
Rocky : I'm not talking about the Bullwinkle Show.
Bullwinkle : You had better; we could use the publicity.
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Rocky : [recognizing Boris's voice] That voice. Where have I heard that voice before?
Bullwinkle : In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is, either.
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[repeated line]
Rocket J. Squirrel : And now, here to tell you everything about anything is Mr. Know-It-All.
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[lead-in to many commercials]
Rocky : Look, Bulliwinkle, a message in a bottle.
Bullwinkle : Fan mail from some flounder?
Rocky : This is what I really call a message.
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[Rocky and Bullwinkle have brought an old model ship to an antique dealer]
Rocky : Bullwinkle, this ship is covered in rubies and look what's written on the side! O-Mar Khay-yam. Bullwinkle, do you know what this is?
Bullwinkle : Well, if you're waiting on me to say it, I won't.
Antique Dealer : Me neither.
Rocky : OK, then this must be
[pause]
Rocky : "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam".
Bullwinkle , Antique Dealer : OOOOH!
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Natasha Fatale : Boris, is Moose you said you killed in previous episode?
Boris Badenov : Look, it's his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him.
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Boris : [trying to trick Rocky and Bullwinkle] I am part of one of the biggest advertising company's in the country. Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen, and Fink.
Bullwinkle : Yeah, I have heard of those first three fellows, but who is Fink?
Boris : I am Fink.
Natasha : You can say that again, dahling.
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Rocky : And now, here's something we hope you'll really like.
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Boris Badenov : Phooey! Foiled again!
Natasha Fatale : Don't you mean, "Curses! Foiled again!"?
Boris Badenov : Please, Natasha. This is kiddie show.
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Rocket J. Squirrel : And now...
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Rocket J. Squirrel : But that trick never works!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : This time for sure! Presto! Well i'm getting close.
Rocket J. Squirrel : And now it's time for another special feature!
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[repeated line]
Rocky : OK, then, thank you, Mr. Know-It-All.
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Rocket J. Squirrel : And now it's time for another special feature.
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Old woman : I'm not really a wicked fairy. I'm just wicked.
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[repeated line]
Rocky : Hokey smoke.
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Boris Badenov : Ah, it good to be back on campus.
Natasha Fatale : Boris, you went to college? Penn State?
Boris Badenov : No, state pen.
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Rocky : For all of you who want to be tigers in the field of journalism, here's Mr. Know-It-All.
Bullwinkle : Hello, copycats.
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Rocky : It's Bullwinkle!
Captain Peter "Wrongway" Peachfuzz : Or a figment of somebody's imagination.
Rocky : Figure of who's imagination?
Bullwinkle : Who you calling a Fig Newton?
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Rocky : A thousand dollars to get to Frostbite Falls?
Bullwinkle : You can buy the place for eight dollars cash.
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Bullwinkle : [Last lines in last episode of series] Well, the old place is back to sub-normal, Rock?
[while fishing from a boat with Rocky near Moosylvania]
Rocky : Yeah and we-
[interrupted by sound of gunshot]
Rocky : Hey, was that a shot?
Bullwinkle : Heck, no, Rock.
Rocky : Well, it sounded like a shot.
Bullwinkle : Nope.
Rocky : Then, what was it?
Bullwinkle : That was, "The End."
["The End" appears in the sky above their boat]
The Announcer : By George, he's got it! It is "The End." But watch for another episode soon of "Rocky and Bullwinkle."
Bullwinkle : It may be a little hard to find, but don't give up.
Rocky : We're not!
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Rocket J. Squirrel : And now it's time for...
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Time for that jolly juggler Bullwinkle!
Rocket J. Squirrel : Oh dear.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Three at once. One. Two...
Rocket J. Squirrel : And now here's a feature you're sure to like.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Three.
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Bullwinkle : [pointing to Florida on a map] Here it is: Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, that's Florida!
Bullwinkle : Well, if they keep adding new states all the time how can you expect me to keep up?
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Rocky : Bullwinkle, did you forget the plot again?
Bullwinkle : In a word, you said it.
Rocky : That's three words.
Bullwinkle : I'm a heavy tipper.
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Rocky : Are you getting sea sick, Bullwinkle?
Bullwinkle : No, I always turn green this time of year.
Rocky : Well if you think this is bad?
Bullwinkle : Yeah.
Rocky : Just wait till we cast off.
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[repeated line, as Bullwinkle 'launches' Rocky into the air for his next adventure]
Rocky : Allleeeey-OOP.
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Rocky : Rocky:
[recognizing Boris's voice]
Rocky : That voice. Where have I heard that voice before?
Bullwinkle : Bullwinkle: Rocky, you hear more voices than Joan of Arc.
