- Elvis Buzzard: I did it, Pappy! I done plugged the rabbit critter!
- Pappy Buzzard: Elvis, y'all didn't plug no rabbit critter. Y'all plugged your pappy. Now what'd ya do that *for*?
- Elvis Buzzard: *Four*?
- [Shoots again, hitting Pappy]
- Pappy Buzzard: Now, Elvis ya gone too far!
- [Get's shot again]
- Pappy Buzzard: I said *FAR*, not *FOUR*!
- [Get's shot again]
- Pappy Buzzard: Okay, Elvis, just wait 'til I get my two by *four*!
- [Get's shot again]
- Pappy Buzzard: [Cut to Bugs dressed as a golfer about to take a swing and shout, but decides against it]
- Bugs Bunny: Nah. Why should I get in the act?
- [singing]
- Bugs Bunny: I'm lookin' over a four
- [BANG!]
- Bugs Bunny: leaf clover that I overlooked before...
- [BANG!]
- Bugs Bunny: fore...
- [BANG!]
- Bugs Bunny: fore...
- [BANG!]
- Bugs Bunny: fore...
- [BANG!]
- Pappy Buzzard: Fetch my long-distance seein' glasses, Elvie boy. My nose is twitchin' like there's eatin' vittles a movin' 'round down thar.
- Elvis Buzzard: Here you is, Pappy.
- Pappy Buzzard: You look through 'em, Elvie, on account of I'm facin' in the wrong direction.