- [opening credits]
- Matty: It's time for Funday Funnies!
- Chorus: [singing] Funday!
- Announcer: Hi, kids! Mattel Toymakers present Funday Funnies with Matty Mattel, the King of Toys, who says to all you girls and boys: "You can tell it's Mattel. It's swell!"
- Matty: Hi, Sister Belle!
- Chorus: [singing] It's time for Funday Funnies. / And Matty is your host. / With Baby Huey and Little Audrey / And Casper the Friendly Ghost. / It's time for Funday Funnies / With all the friends you know. / There's Herman and Katnip / And Buzzy... #
- Matty: Where was he?
- Chorus: [singing] # And Buzzy, the funny crow. #
- Chorus: [singing] Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Funday!
- Chorus: [singing] # Matty's Funday Funnies / Are coming on the air. / So grab a chair / And stay right there. / It's Funday everywhere! #
- [closing credits]
- Chorus: #
- [singing]
- Chorus: And now until next Sunday / We'll miss you all the most. / With Baby Huey and Little Audrey / And Casper the Friendly Ghost. / It's seven days to Funday / And seven days make a "wink." / You'll be amazed / To start your days. / It's sooner than you think. #
- Chorus: [singing] Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Funday!
- Chorus: #
- [singing]
- Chorus: Matty's Funday Funnies / Will be back in a wink. / You'll be amazed to count the days. / It's sooner than you think! #
- Announcer: And so until next Funday, boys and girls, remember to remember: you can tell it's Mattel. It's swell!