- Harry Johnson: [answering phone at work] Harry Johnson - oh yeah, hello, Judd. You got that layout, huh... *sure* those are her measurements- 44-22-36. *Sure* she's intelligent... the 44 is her head. Okay, thanks.
- [hangs up]
- Celeste Saunders: Harry... I'm a little worried about meeting your kids for the first time.
- Harry Johnson: Ohh, I've told them about yuh.
- Celeste Saunders: I know... what'll I say?
- Harry Johnson: You'll be fine - just treat 'em like drunks.
- Helen Johnson: You may want to trade me in for her, but you'd better throw in a shortstop and pitcher.