A Merry Mix-up (1957)

Joe Besser: Joe, Jack, Jeff

Quotes 

• Larry : [to Joe]  Where do you wanna go?

  Joe : [to Larry]  I don't know. Where do you wanna go?

  Larry : [to Joe]  I don't know. Where do you wanna go?

  Joe : [to Larry]  I don't know. Where do you wanna go?

  Moe : Quiet, you stoops! Come on, let's go.

  Larry : [simultaneously with Joe, to Moe]  Where do you wanna go?

  Joe : [simultaneously with Larry, to Moe]  Where do you wanna go?

  Moe : I don't know, where do y - come on, get the coats!

• Moe : [the Stooges' wives and their girlfriends are beating each other up]  Hey, fellas, we'd better retreat.

  Joe : No, not me. I like to watch women fight over me.

• Larry : [the Stooges' wives are beating them up for cheating on them]  Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! What's this all about?

  Joe : What, have you girls been drinking or something?

• Larry : [the Stooges walk over to the waiter, who is sitting in a chair dazed from the melee]  Hey, waiter, wake up!

  Waiter : [stands up]  It's you, again!

  Moe : Yeah, we want six bottles of champagne.

  Waiter : But you haven't paid me for the champagne you bought!

  Joe : [nudges the waiter on the shoulder]  You got us into enough trouble with that lie, already!

  Waiter : [outraged]  ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

  Larry , Joe , Moe : [in unison]  Yeah!

• Joe : Pinch me, see if I'm dreaming!