Broom-Stick Bunny (1956)
June Foray: Witch Hazel
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Quotes
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[Hazel has become beautiful]
Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?
[the Genie stares at her, and tries to grab her. She runs, and he chases her]
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Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?
Genie : By my troth, I will avow / There's none that's uglier than thou.
Witch Hazel : [to the audience] I'm so deathly afraid of getting prettier as I grow older. Pretty?
[cackles insanely]
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Witch Hazel : [after sharpening her meat cleaver] There, that's sharp enough to split a hare. Split a hare?
[cackles insanely]
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Witch Hazel : I warn you, dearie. I'm going to worm all your ugly secrets out of you. Tell me. Who undoes your hair?
Bugs Bunny : Do you like it?
Witch Hazel : Like it? Why, it's absolutely *hideous*!
Bugs Bunny : I did myself up tonight.
Witch Hazel : There's nothing like a home permanent.
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Witch Hazel : [upon entering her magic broom closet] Hi ho sliver! Away!
[a broom flies out of the closet with Hazel on, then starts sweeping the floor. Hazel falls off]
Witch Hazel : [to the audience] Crazy me... that was my sweeping broom.
[chuckles silently]
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Bugs Bunny : Evening, granny. Do you have any goodies for a Halloween witch?
Witch Hazel : [confused] Witch? I don't remember seeing her at any of the union meetings.
[complementing the costume]
Witch Hazel : But my, isn't she the ugliest little thing?
[laughs]
Witch Hazel : [suddenly worried] Ugly?
[to the genie]
Witch Hazel : Magic mirror on the wall / Who is the ugliest one of all?
Genie : [sees Bugs] Thou WERT the ugliest one, 'tis true / But that creep is uglier far than you!
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Witch Hazel : [singing] A cup of arsenic, a spider, some glue / A lizard's gizzard, an eel's ear or two.