Dodie Heath credited as playing...
Meg Brockie
- Meg Brockie: I'm highly attracted to you. Why, when I look at you I feel wee tadpoles jumping in my spine.
- Jeff Douglas: That's about as repulsive an idea as I've heard in years!
- Jeff Douglas: Can you think of one good reason why I, a strange man, should be interested in proposing to you, a mighty strange woman and at this hour of the day?
- Meg Brockie: Because you're a lad and I'm a lass!
- Jeff Douglas: Well, with that philosophy you must have had a provocative career!