The Fair Haired Hare (1951)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Judge

Quotes 

• Yosemite Sam : Mice!

• Yosemite Sam : Here's your juice rabbit, now drink up.

  Bugs Bunny : [spins the table]  Trade ya.

  Yosemite Sam : [spins the table back]  Drink your own juice!

  Bugs Bunny : [spins the table multiple times]  Round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows.

  Yosemite Sam : [stops the table]  Cut it out!

  [pulls out his gun] 

  Yosemite Sam : Now drink your juice, before I blows the fur off'n yer hide!

  [brightens] 

  Yosemite Sam : It's good for ya.

  Bugs Bunny : I'm not going to drink till you drink yours foist!

  Yosemite Sam : [chuckles darkly]  OK, it's a deal.

  [he drinks the juice, then pulls his gun again] 

  Yosemite Sam : NOW, DRINK UP, VARMINT!

  Bugs Bunny : [trembling nervously, Bugs drinks the juice, then brightens]  Hey, that's delicious! How about a second helping, doc?

• Yosemite Sam : Shut up!

  Bugs Bunny : Okay, okay, I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up. I'm not the kind of dope that don't know when to stop...

  Yosemite Sam : Shut up, shuttin' up!

• Bugs Bunny : You can't get away with this! I'll take this to the highest court in the country!

  [Cut to Bugs walking up to the Highest Court, Elevation 6723 ft] 

  Bugs Bunny : I should have picked a lower court. I'm bushed.

• Yosemite Sam : [after shooting his bearskin rug]  Playing possum for twenty years! That'll learn ya!

• Bugs Bunny : [singing]  O, give me a home where the buffalos roam, and the deers and the antelopes play - and the rabbits - Where seldom is hoid a discouraging woid, and the skies are not cloudy all day.

• Yosemite Sam : [He and Bugs are getting ready for bed]  Good night, varmint.

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, good night.

  [Sam turns off the lights; he sneaks up on Bugs with a mallet, but Bugs then turns on his light] 

  Yosemite Sam : [hammering on the floor]  Carpet keeps rolling up.

  [Gets back to bed] 

  Yosemite Sam : Good night, critter.

  [Turns off light; Sam gets back up with the mallet again and there's a loud noise in the dark; Bugs turns on the light, holding the mallet, while Sam is reeling from the hit] 

  Bugs Bunny : There. That ought to keep that carpet flat.

  Yosemite Sam : [stumbling back into bed]  Good night, varmint, uh, critter...