- [at the beginning of the feature]
- Wrestling Commenter: [on the TV set, showing two wrestlers duking it out with a referee present] Hammerhead has a reverse headlock on Musclebrain. He's using the ropes for leverage... Whoa, Nelly, look that Musclebrain bounce! Oh-ho-ho! That was a Backward Bodyslam.
- [*THUD!*]
- Wrestling Commenter: And now, he moves quickly into position...
- [both wrestlers grunting]
- Wrestling Commenter: It's a Quarter-Nelson taking from an Armbar Position...
- [Hammerhead throws Musclebrain against the ropes]
- Wrestling Commenter: Oh, hey-hey, there they go again! BOMBS AWAY! WE GOT A WILD MAN IN HERE TONIGHT, HO-HO!