- Matt Baker: Miss Mullen hired a lawyer.
- Colorado Charley: A lawyer?
- Calamity Jane: I'll shoot it out with him, too!
- Matt Baker: You can't do that, Calam! Law and order is comin' to the Gulch. Why, in a week or so, we'll have a real United States judge here. Ask Sheriff Atwood if you don't believe me.
- Colorado Charley: Great jumpin' horny toads! What's this town comin' to anyway? Soon be where a man can't settle an argument in his own way!
- Colorado Charley: From now on, Mr. Lawyer-man, you'll do the legal thinkin' and we'll do the legal shootin'!
- Matt Baker: Did you have a nice trip from San Antoine?
- Cecelia Mullen: Quite comfortable and fast, too. It only took 28 days!
- [Calamity, Gordon and Colorado have just won a shoot-out with ruffians who stole a stagecoach]
- Calamity Jane: How's your passengers?
- Colorado Charley: Them? Uh, why I can't figure out which one's ready for the coroner and which one's ready for jail.
- [last lines]
- Calamity Jane: [referring to Wild Bill Hickok] Well, I reckon I ain't never loved anybody else but him anyway. Pard, we'll meet again in the Happy Hunting Grounds.
- Colorado Charley: I sure hope there's plenty of room up there, Calam, 'cause when you and Wild Bill get together again, there's gonna be some tall shootin'!
- Calamity Jane: When I die, Colorado, I want to be buried right here... beside him.
- Narrator: Calam's wish was granted. Her friends buried her beside him. Calam died in Deadwood 27 years later on the same day of the month Wild Bill was killed - August 2nd.