- [Jerry rings Mammy Two-Shoes while she is playing her bridge game]
- Mammy Two-Shoes: [cheerily] Hello? Yes, this is the Lucky Seven Saturday Night Bridge Club. Who? This is her.
- [short pause]
- Mammy Two-Shoes: [alarmed] A party? At *my* house? Ex-*cuse* me!
- [Mammy races home and crashes through the front entrance, taking the door with her. Tom opens the door]
- Mammy Two-Shoes: [angrily pointing her finger] Thomas!
- [Tom slams the door on Mammy, leaving her arm sticking through the door; Mammy promptly grabs Tom's tail and throws the cats out of the house]
- Mammy Two-Shoes: Doggone cats, mess up my whole evening!
- [Mammy sits down at the record player while Jerry prepares to sleep again]
- Mammy Two-Shoes: Well, might as well relax and play myself a little soft... soothing... *hot music*!
- [Jerry grumpily puts up with the record player again]