- Hubie: [making Claude think he's sick] Look, he's turning green.
- Bertie: [Claude turns green] Whatdya mean he's turning green? He ain't turning green.
- Hubie: [starts slapping Bertie] Quiet, stupid! I say he's turning green.
- Bertie: I get it! I get it! I get it! You're right Hubie, he is turning green!
- Hubie: Now he's turning purple!
- Bertie: [Claude turns purple] Hey Hubie, let me pick the next colour!
- Hubie: All right.
- Bertie: [thinking it over] He's turning, uh, he's turning... .He's turning plaid!
- Hubie: [to Bertie as Claude turns plaid] Don't overdo it!