- Matthew Keever: [getting up from his seat to leave Grennell's office] Goodbye, Mr. Joslin.
- Matthew Keever: [walking a few steps without a response from Joslin] I said goodbye, Mr. Joslin.
- Dave Joslin: I hope so.
- Billie Martin: [in walking into lonelyhearts columnist Dolly Trent's office and seeing a man, Dave Joslin, sitting at the desk] I must be in the wrong office.
- Dave Joslin: Don't use snap judgment.
- Billie Martin: I was looking for Dolly Trent.
- Dave Joslin: [slapping himself on the chest] I'm Dolly Trent.
- Billie Martin: [confused] But I thought you were a man... I mean, I thought she was a woman.
- Dave Joslin: Take your choice.
- Grennell's Secretary: [over the telephone] Mr. Grennell wants you, Mr. Joslin.
- Dave Joslin: Tell him to take another bicarbonate. I'll be right in.