Fuelin' Around (1949)

Hans Schumm: Col. Cluttz

Quotes 

• Capt. Rork : Colonel, what does this mean?

  Col. Cluttz : It means you have captured three imposters, you dunderhead!

  [shows the real professor] 

  Col. Cluttz : *This* is Professor Sneed.

  General : Yes, and unless you give us that formula at once, you, your daughter, and your friends all will be shot!

  Prof. Sneed : I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I can't help you.

  Hazel Sneed : You see, General, my father has a very poor memory.

  Shemp : I've got a little booklet here - "How to Train Your Memory in Five Easy Lessons"!

  Moe : [to Leon]  Pardon me...

  [takes Leon's gun and hits Shemp with it]