Riff Raffy Daffy (1948)

Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Gopher, Cuckoo Bird

Quotes 

• [Porky Pig steps into the room and closes the door behind him, looking very mutinous] 

  Daffy Duck : How did you get in, gang buster?

  Porky Pig : Ble-ble-er-er with this!

  [Porky Pig holds up a key with a skull on one end] 

  Daffy Duck : [walking towards him]  Skeleton key eh? Where did you pick that up?

  [Daffy slaps Porky Pig to the ground and laughs] 

• Daffy Duck : [after being thrown out of the city park]  Coldest night in 64 years. No place to sleep. All I need now is for it to start snowing.

  [it starts snowing and Daffy is almost completely covered by it] 

  Daffy Duck : [after the snow stops]  I had to open my big beak!

  [shakes off the snow] 

  Daffy Duck : Now what am I gonna do?

• [Daffy jumps into a bed and pretends to be asleep, but Porky Pig grabs him and points his club at him] 

  Daffy Duck : Eek!

  [makes Porky Pig walk backwards by walking against him] 

  Daffy Duck : You are aware of course, that you are vilating the sensory of an American home! If you haven't got a warrent sir, get out, before I call the cop!

  [four ominous notes of music are heard] 

  Daffy Duck : Now go!

  [Daffy presses a button with the word ELEVATOR next to it and Porky Pig steps backwards into the shaft. Daffy looks up, high-pitched whistling getting higher and higher comes from the elevator and an explosion is heard at the top of the shaft] 

• [Daffy is sleeping sideways in a armchair as Porky Pig is about to hit him with an axe] 

  Daffy Duck : [wakes up, jumps to avoid the axe, which slices the chair in half as Daffy puts his hand on Porky Pig's face]  Just a minute! You're gonna hurt somebody that way!

  [Daffy looks at the camera] 

  Daffy Duck : Probably me.

• Porky Pig : [finds a gopher crying and hoists Daffy out of the gopher's hole in the groud]  This is the last time I'm gonna w-warn you! If I find you ar-around here once more, I'm gonna re-er-run you in! Now beat it!

  [Porky Pig kicks Daffy out of the park] 

• Porky Pig : I know how I can get that dog-gone duck.

  [Porky picks up a "Duck Call" whistle] 

  Porky Pig : Th-this oughta bring him out.

  [Porky Pig blows the whistle] 

  Daffy Duck : [standing behind him]  Did you call?

• Daffy Duck : [running whilst counting a large bundle of cash]  You say some ducks will do for money!

• Daffy Duck : [walks out of a room dusting his hands]  You missed me.

  [Daffy comes face to face with a cannon that Porky Pig is ready to fire] 

  Porky Pig : Ble-ble-er-er this won't miss you!

• Daffy Duck : [casually walking away from the elevator shaft]  Oh Daffy, you have a good head on your shimmering shoulders.

  [Porky Pig appears and hits Daffy on the head with his club. A large red lump comes up on Daffy's head and stars appear in his eyes] 

  Daffy Duck : [floating]  Officer, do you have an aspirin? My head is splitting.

  Porky Pig : Ble-ble-er-er yes. Well I think so.

  [Daffy collapses] 

  Porky Pig : [afraid]  Gee-gee-gee-gee, maybe I hit him too hard. Uh, speak to me! Say something! Anything!

  Daffy Duck : [jumps up with excitement]  I LOVE YOU HORTENSE!

• [Daffy is sleeping in a trash can when Porky Pig arrives and hits the trash can three times with his club] 

  Daffy Duck : [appears, holding a candle]  Something the matter?

  Porky Pig : Ble-ble-er-er plenty! No sleeping in trash cans, bud! Now-now move along there!

• [Daffy comes face to face with Porky Pig, who is holding a bow and arrow] 

  Daffy Duck : [protesting]  Stop! Don't do anything rash! Stop staring at me with those little piggy eyes! Let's be fulized about this!

  [as he speaks, Daffy glues Porky Pig's hand to the arrow with a brush. Porky Pig fires the arrow, but the arrow pulls Porky Pig into a cuckoo clock, leaving Daffy standing in front of the bow] 

• [Porky Pig picks up and carries away a hammock Daffy is sleeping in. But Daffy wakes up, takes a firework rocket from a stall, lights it and gets out of the hammock without Porky Pig noticing] 

  Daffy Duck : [disguised as an elevator man, opens the elevator doors for Porky Pig]  This way sir. Watch your step. Face the front of the car please.

  [Porky Pig turns around, still looking mutinous] 

  Daffy Duck : [presses the buttons next to the elevator]  Going up.

  [the firework rocket goes off, taking Porky Pig to the top of the elevator shaft where a loud explosion is heard. Daffy watches as Porky Pig comes back down the shaft] 

• [glass screen separates Porky and Daffy] 

  Porky Pig : *no audio*

  Daffy Duck : *no audio*

  Porky Pig : *no audio*

  Daffy Duck : *no audio*

  [Porky continues arguing while Daffy creates a door with a glass cutter and a doorknob and steps outside] 

  Porky Pig , Daffy Duck : *overlapping arguing*

  Daffy Duck : [goes back inside the store and pulls screen down, showing 'SCRAM!' to Porky]