- Mrs. Bates: [Mrs. Bates comes into the kitchen to see a mess and Joe sitting on the floor andhe helps him up] Joe, what in the world happened?
- Joe Bates: I told you this was my unlucky day. Look what's happened already! I am not going to work on Friday the 13th!
- Mrs. Bates: But you will go on the 14th.
- Joe Bates: Well, naturally.
- Mrs. Bates: [Mrs. Bates peels off the 13th on the calendar that was never taken off, in the first place, making it say 14th] Then, get cleaned up and get started because yesterday was the 13th.
- Joe Bates: Sweetheart, come back. I can explain! It was an accident.
- Eddie - Honey's Fiance: Well, this is on purpose!
- [Eddie punches Joe, causing him to tumble backwards into a display shelf of hats]
- Joe Bates: [Joe enters the women-only Hotel Amazon and enters the front desk] I want to see my wife.
- Hotel Concierge: Name, please.
- Joe Bates: Bates. Joe Bates.
- Hotel Concierge: Sorry. Mrs. Bates left strict orders not to be disturbed.
- Joe Bates: Oh, but I gotta see her. Look at this note. She's left me.
- Hotel Concierge: I can't say that I blame her.
- Joe Bates: Now, see here. You let me see my wife or I'm going to make trouble!
- Violet - Hotel Matron: [Violet appears behind him] You're what?
- Joe Bates: I said...
- [Notices Violet and changes his attitude]
- Joe Bates: I don't want to make no trouble.
- Violet - Hotel Matron: [Points to the NO MEN ALLOWED sign] Read that, wise guy!
- Joe Bates: Uh, who's smoking?
- Joe Bates: [unamused] Now, listen, bub, are you going out vertical or horizontal?
- Joe Bates: I'll go quietly, officer.
- Violet - Hotel Matron: Well, then, get-a-goin'!
- Eddie - Honey's Fiance: [Eddie is pounding on the door of the room Joe is in] Open up in there, you little weasel! I know you're in there!
- Violet - Hotel Matron: [Violet shows up and grabs Eddie by the arm] You can't go in there. No men allowed!
- Eddie - Honey's Fiance: Go on, beat it, sister. No dame's gonna telling me what to do!
- Violet - Hotel Matron: Oh, no?
- [Violet slugs Eddie and he falls to the floor]
- Violet - Hotel Matron: Tough guy, huh?
- Joe Bates: Just answer this. What makes a balloon go up?
- Fast Talker: Hot air.
- Joe Bates: Well, what's holding you down?
- Eddie - Honey's Fiance: [notices Joe at the window of Honey's hotel room] That little fat wolf, again!