Slappily Married (1946)
Symona Boniface: Hotel Concierge
Quotes
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Joe Bates : [Joe enters the women-only Hotel Amazon and enters the front desk] I want to see my wife.
Hotel Concierge : Name, please.
Joe Bates : Bates. Joe Bates.
Hotel Concierge : Sorry. Mrs. Bates left strict orders not to be disturbed.
Joe Bates : Oh, but I gotta see her. Look at this note. She's left me.
Hotel Concierge : I can't say that I blame her.
Joe Bates : Now, see here. You let me see my wife or I'm going to make trouble!
Violet - Hotel Matron : [Violet appears behind him] You're what?
Joe Bates : I said...
[Notices Violet and changes his attitude]
Joe Bates : I don't want to make no trouble.
Violet - Hotel Matron : [Points to the NO MEN ALLOWED sign] Read that, wise guy!
Joe Bates : Uh, who's smoking?
Joe Bates : [unamused] Now, listen, bub, are you going out vertical or horizontal?
Joe Bates : I'll go quietly, officer.
Violet - Hotel Matron : Well, then, get-a-goin'!