- [Dobie "toasts" Ted Carson, the Sonora Kid]
- Dobie: The Sonora Kid is a gentle lamb / His fleece is black as snow...
- [Ted shoots the whiskey bottle out of Dobie's hand]
- Ted Carson: Nobody asked your opinion.
- Dobie: What's eatin' you?
- Ted Carson: I don't like your brand of humor. Next time, I'll aim at your funny bone.
- [Pinky introduces himself to the new "marshal"]
- Pinky Snyder: Pinky Snyder - M.D., D.V.M. and D.V.G., P.D.Q. and C.O.D., and T.N.T.
- McCord: Why, whittled down to size, that sounds like a pill peddler.
- Pinky Snyder: Shucks, how'd you guess?
- Ted Carson: Dobie and Shad should be waitin' for us at the top of the grade.
- McCord: You know, kid, I've just been thinkin'. What's the use of us playing Santa Claus?
- Ted Carson: Whaddya mean?
- McCord: Why split the gold four ways when you don't have to?
- Ted Carson: Sure, that's only good arithmetic!