The Wise Quacking Duck (1943)

Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck, Mr. Meek

Quotes 

• [First lines] 

  Mr. Meek : Oh, I really hate to do this, folks, but my wife Sweetypuss says if I don't roast a duck for dinner, she'll cook my goose.

• Mr. Meek : Say, that's that Daffy Duck.

  Daffy Duck : You ain't just whistling Dixie!

  [smashes a pie in his face] 

• Daffy Duck : [Mr. Meek pulls a gun on him a second time]  No, no! Not twice in the same picture!

• Daffy Duck : [Disguised as fortune teller]  Greetings, Gate. Let's ask-ulate.

  [Kisses Mr. Meek] 

  Daffy Duck : Ah, let's read the bumps on your head. Hmm, no bumps. We'll make some.

  [Hits Meek on the head with a hammer] 

  Daffy Duck : Perhaps you'd like you palm read? Very well.

  [Paints Meek's hand red with a paintbrush] 

  Daffy Duck : Woo-woo!

• [Daffy pours himself a cup of coffee and puts in a lot of lumps of sugar] 

  Daffy Duck : What's all the hubbub, bub?

  Mr. Meek : [crying]  Oh, dear. I killed a poor, defenseless, little duck...

  Daffy Duck : Aw, buck up, beepy eyes! Here, have a swig of swamp water.

  [Daffy offers Mr. Meek a cup of coffee with a shove] 

  Daffy Duck : Say, how may lumps does your wife usually give you?

  Mr. Meek : Well, this morning, Sweetypuss only gave me one lump.

  [Removes hat to show Daffy the lump on his head] 

  Daffy Duck : Well, here, have another lump...

  [Hits Meek with sugar bowl, giving him a second lump] 

  Daffy Duck : ...and some cream too.

  [Pours cream over the dizzied Meek's head] 

  Daffy Duck : Hoo-hoo!

• [last lines] 

  Daffy Duck : [Outside the oven, basting himself]  Say, now you're cooking with gas! *Whooping laugh*

• Daffy Duck : [singing while dancing in cakes and pies]  Mammie's little boobie likes shortening, shortening, Mammie's little boobie likes shortening bread!

• [Mr Meek sneaks up on Daffy and brings the axe down...] 

  Daffy Duck : [gets in his face]  WATCH IT, BUB! Listen, you're liable to hurt somebody with that thing!

  [Daffy bends his beak and flips Meek's chin, making him mumble incoherently like a fast-talking auctioneer] 

• [Mr. Meek has his gun pointing at Daffy, opens the oven door, and quietly demands Daffy to get in there] 

  Daffy Duck : [to the audience]  Well, it looks like Sweetypuss gets duck for dinner after all, don't it?

• [Daffy pretends that his head was chopped off and struggling on his last legs] 

  Daffy Duck : [reveals his covered head to the audience]  Gruesome, isn't it?

• Daffy Duck : [hides in the haystack]  I see you!