- [Mike flexes his muscles]
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: Hey, another ten days of this and I'll have a physique like Buster Crabbe!
- [Major Renault explains Captain Hart's next mission]
- Maj. Renault: And this isn't going to be easy because of Chief Selangi.
- Captain Gary Hart: Chief Selangi, sir? Who's he?
- Maj. Renault: One of the tribal leaders. A scoundrel - a Nazi quisling. He's been traveling all over the colony trying to raise a fifth column for Hitler. I need not remind you this is worse than all the dangers of the jungle.
- Captain Gary Hart: This isn't Broadway and 42nd Street - what were you dreaming about?
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: I was dancin' with two of the most beautiful dolls you've ever seen - all suntanned like at Coney Island - and wearing sarongs!
- Captain Gary Hart: Listen, Junior, the glamour girls in Africa are just a trifle more than suntanned.
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: Yeah?
- Captain Gary Hart: Yeah. And they don't wear sarongs.
- Kuhlaya: But Chief Selangi started eighth column here!
- Dr. Thomas Harrigan: No - fifth column. And fifth column or eighth column, you're not helping any by starting a war now.
- Captain Gary Hart: Cheer up, sweetheart. You'll soon be up to your ears in work and you won't have time to think about women.
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: Yeah. That's what I'm afraid of.
- [the beautiful Kuhlaya, clad in a scanty sarong, gestures for Hart and Jenkins to follow]
- Captain Gary Hart: I wonder what her game is.
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: What ever it is, I'll play - on her team!
- Frau Anna Lukas: You look as if you've gone through ten wars, Captain.
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: Lady, what happened to us should happen to Hitler.
- Dr. Thomas Harrigan: Captain, you're looking at Carabi's guardian angel.
- Captain Gary Hart: Not only Carabi's, Doctor - ours as well.
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: Sure, Doc. If it wasn't for her, we'd be cannibal pot roast right now.
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: What about that gal?
- Captain Gary Hart: What gal?
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: What gal? You know what gal - Lukas' wife. Did she really come up to you last night to warn you?
- Captain Gary Hart: Yep.
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: Anything else?
- Captain Gary Hart: Anything else, Junior, is a military secret.
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: All right, Captain Casanova.
- [Kuhlaya, using her bow and arrows, rescues Gary and Mike from an ambush]
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: If it ain't William Tell in a sarong!
- [Chief Selangi makes an impassioned speech to the native tribesmen]
- Frau Anna Lukas: What is he saying?
- Herr George Lukas: He's convincing them that the Americans have brought the plague and should die. I believe your friend Captain Hart will find it difficult to cope with this problem.
- Frau Anna Lukas: You mean they will kill him?
- Herr George Lukas: Naturally, after they torture him for a bit.
- Sergeant Mike Jenkins: It's a fine thing for a guy from Brooklyn to have to die in a briar patch like this.