- Pancho Grande: Mr. Frog, I am ashamed for you to hire me.
- Frog: Yeah, you told me you was the best cook in Mexico.
- Pancho Grande: Oh, si! But I am on the wrong side of the border.
- Juan: Salute, Pancho.
- Pancho Grande: Don't give me the salute, give me the news!
- Juan: I'm sorry, Pancho. I don't find out anything.
- Pancho Grande: Oh, you big disappointment. You don't find nothing? The next time there's nothing to be done, I do it myself.