- Narrator: Another specie is the Tabernus Atrottus or 'horse-fly' - known for its remarkable speed.
- [the horseflies quickly zoomed away except for one slow member]
- Narrator: [to the slow horse-fly] Say, what makes you so slow?
- Horse-fly: [to the audience] Uh... I've been hanging around Bing Crosby's horses too long.
- Narrator: The veteran and common pest of many wars is the Particulus Vestimenti, better known as the 'Common Cootie'.
- Common Cootie: [sees a U.S. Army Training Camp] Millions and millions of soldiers... and they're mine! All mine!