- [first lines]
- Cuckoo Bird: Watch! That's powerful snorin'. Just like a hurricane!
- [aside]
- Cuckoo Bird: From the motion picture of the same name.
- McCoy: Who's that down thar in the cellar?
- Non-Stop Corrigan: [off-screen] My name is Non-Stop Corrigan. I thought I was headed for Los Angeles. It was a mistake. My compass broke. Honest.
- Trigger-Happy McCoy: Ha, ha. In one of these here now cartoon pictures, anybody can get away with anything.
- Elmer Fudd: [last lines]
- Elmer Fudd: [to the audience] Good night, all.
- McCoy: [emerging from the audience as a silhouette on the screen] Good night!
- McCoy: [shoots Elmer Fudd in the rear]
- [Hanging microphone sets up, 4 sleeping Weaver men immediately wake up, already tuned for singing]
- Vocalists: [singing] Let's get out the shooting iron / and start right in the fire / we'll wake the critter up / *bang bang* / draw a bead right on his punk / it's the same as pluggin' skunk / them McCoys is a mangy, ignorant pup
- Kewb Announcer: [Weavers resume sleeping] Do you need money, borrow one of your old shotguns - paid for or not, call Gladstone-4131 and a personal representative will call at your home or office.
- Vocalists: [resumes singing] Oh, we're in the mood / to kindle up a feud / we's mean what we said / *thump thump* / Shake a leg, you McCoys / you's lousy, lazy boys / else, we'll plug you while you're in bed
- Woman with Coffee: [singsong] The Weavers is sissies!
- [the Weavers shoot through the McCoy woman's coffee pot, making the holes pour the contents into the coffee cups]
- Weaver Boy: [singsong] McCoys is skunks! My pa said so! You 'un's can't shoot straight! McCoys is varmints! McCoys is skunks...