- Native American Cheering: The ax! The ax! The ax, ax, ax! Give 'em the ax, ax, ax! Give 'em the ax, the ax! Go!
- Native American: Who you?
- Native American #2: Me, Mohican. Who you?
- Native American: Me, Mohican.
- [the second Mohican clubs the first with a tomahawk]
- Native American #2: Me, Last Mohican.
- Native American Coach: Hey, you! Shut-Your-Face!
- [the replacement player from the bench arrives]
- Native American Coach: *Yiddish accent, coaching* Ristis?
- Native American: Ohhh, yeah.
- Native American Messenger: [after receiving the smoke signals] Calling all Braves. Calling all Braves. Pick up a covered wagon at Cactus Canyon and Red Gulch. Go get 'em boys. That is all. Rosentwist.