Playing the Ponies (1937)
Moe Howard: Moe
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Quotes
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Con Man : That horse of mine lost again. I'm gonna sell the dog. He's all run out.
Con Man : Only a sucker would buy Thunderbolt.
Con Man : Well, there's one born every minute.
Larry : [nearby, looking a the newspaper] Look at this. "Madcap wins $10,000 sweepstakes."
Moe : So what?
Larry : $10,000 for just winning a race? That's the kind of game we oughta be in.
Moe : You said it. If we could find a sucker who'd buy this place, we could get us a horse.
Con Man : I got an idea.
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Customer ordering Veal : Hey, waiter. What is this, pork or veal?
Moe : What'd you order?
Customer ordering Veal : Veal.
Moe : Then it's veal.
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Cafe Customer : Say, waiter, what's this dog growling at me for?
Moe : Oh, don't mind him. He's mad 'cause you're eating out of his plate.