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- 2007– 32mTV-149.6 (47)TV EpisodeThe Cinema Snob delights in torturing himself by looking at what can be considered the Fun in Balloonland of the New Millennium. Remember the Oogieloves? It was a film made for toddlers by people who severely underestimated a toddler's intelligence. Oh dear, what has the Snob gotten himself into?
- The Cinema Snob chronicles the year 1982 in film, commemorating the 40th anniversary of such classics as The Thing, Poltergeist, Rocky III, E.T., and Wrath of Khan to name a few.
- The Cinema Snob decides to review Mommie Dearest in light of Mothers' Day. While he expects to find a campy dark comedy, he quickly discovers that this movie is in fact disturbing and very over-the-top, and not in a funny way.
- The Snob reviews Wired, a low-budget, disrespectful and exploitative bio on the life, career and especially the death of comedy legend John Belushi.
- 2007– 27mTV-MA9.4 (35)TV EpisodeLast week, Kirk Cameron saved Christmas. But who's going to save the Cinema Snob from Miss Velma? Who is Miss Velma, you ask? Not the "jinkies" girl from Scooby-Doo, unfortunately, but rather a California evangelist who was given her own bizarre, incomprehensible, boring, shoddy, freaky, and downright sacrilegious Christmas special.
- For his 100th episode, the Cinema Snob will try to criticize his all-time favorite movie while being interrupted by a slew of Caligula cameos.
- Brad reviews a very controversial film from the Great Depression. How bad is it? MST3K actually rejected it.
- Another bizarre and untrue bio is on the menu today, except this one isn't as disrespectful as Wired, but as the Cinema Snob discovers, it still portrays its subject as a simpleton and barely a shadow of who he really was.
- The Snob reviews a creepy children's movie about giant balloons and a parade.
- The Cinema Snob looks at an early '90s flick about a popular, but lonely teenage boy who becomes fed up with his restrictive, orderly life and wonders what life would be like if he were never a Christian.
- 2007– 27mTV-MA9.3 (28)TV EpisodeWhat do you get when you cross a former exploitation film director with a firebrand fear-mongering evangelist who despises Commies? Perfect fodder for The Cinema Snob, of course. When faced with deciding what to review next--a '70s exploitation film or another religious film--he selects a movie that puts the two genres in a blender...and a mangler.
- The Cinema Snob examines another important year in the history of film. To mark the 40th anniversary of 1981 (40 years ago? Good God!) he spotlights the best and worst films released in that year.
- The Snob reviews Terminator (1991), which is a short amateurish remake of the sci-fi classic The Terminator (1984).
- A road trip movie about smuggling pot across the boarder sounds like a fine, adventurous romp, don't it? So what does the Cinema Snob get when he reviews A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot? He had 'high' hopes, but it's actually a boring, sloppy, incomprehensible, uninteresting pile of shit that makes you want to smoke weed rather than watch a movie about it.
- The Snob watches a mystery movie. As in, a mystery this movie ever got made and a mystery as to why anybody would ever watch it. A detective is called to investigate a stolen book at a Bible camp. Whodunit? The lifeguard who doesn't read the Bible? The nurse who doesn't pray? The coach who doesn't go to church? All Christians who don't follow the Christian archetype. Interesting. Not.
- 2007– 21mTV-MA9.2 (26)TV EpisodeIn the case of the Friday the 13th films, seven was definitely not their lucky number. And speaking of unlucky, it's Friday the 13th so it's time for the Snob to return to Crystal Lake for The New Blood. Tommy Jarvis has been replaced by Tina, a telekinetic teen who accidentally resurrects Jason from the dead to continue where he left off.
- Being a cat lover, the Snob decides to look at something feline related this week. He chooses A Talking Cat!?!, a movie about water, business deals, cheese puffs, middle-aged yuppies, dopey teenagers, and a cat that inexplicably talks.
- What better way for the Cinema Snob to get into the holiday spirit than with a low-budget, propaganda movie that tackles the war on Christmas. This film makes place in a fantasy, quasi-reality in which Christmas has become controversial and all of its religious symbolism is trying to be hidden. It's up to one grieving grandfather, his right-wing grandson and his ambitious girlfriend to show this town the true meaning of Christmas, whether they like it or not.
- The Snob uses his voice to talk his extreme displeasure with Voiceless: a religious, anti-abortion movie made by true experts of the subject: men.
- The Snob trashes the 1972 John Waters exploitation classic - just because Roger Ebert did it too.
- For Valentine's Day, the Snob reviews the forgotten John Travolta/Lily Tomlin "sex flick" Moment by Moment, a movie so bad it never got a video release and Mystery Science Theater 3000 was prevented from riffing on it.
- The 200th episode continues as the Snob reviews the "revenge half" of I Spit on Your Grave.
- 2007– 27mTV-MA9.1 (25)TV Episode
- The Snob gets into the Christmas spirit by reviewing that timeless holiday classic: Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. A bit out of the ordinary, sure, but this is one film that's gotta be seen to be believed. And the Snob has seen it plenty of times to guarantee his belief.
- The Reverend Estus Pirkle and director Ron Ormond are at it again. After the footmen tired him and so did the horses, the Cinema Snob basks in the glow of Pirkle's hell-fire sermon on Hell, which apparently isn't a very nice place.
- The Cinema Snob puts on his blue suede loafers to watch a musical biopic about an Elvis impersonator. Musical March (in September) continues as the Snob watches an unholy faith movie about an Elvis rip-off and his identical twin, separated at birth, who idolizes and impersonates him.
- As per a special holiday request from Fat Grandma, Santa Christ makes the Cinema Snob and the Nostalgia Critic review a total piece of schmaltz. A young, single lady accidentally reads a little girl's letter to Santa Claus. When she discovers the girl's dad is single, she takes it as a sign that he might be the one and stalks him.
- 2007– 27mTV-MA9.1 (21)TV EpisodeThe next film on the Snob's yuletide agenda will have you frozen with disbelief. Even if you watch one frame of this movie, you STILL won't believe it. In other words, it's a saccharine kiddie movie told entirely in still frames.
- Brad Jones is back and now he is reviewing Sleepaway Camp. Watch as he reacts to the the cult classic and its ending.
- 2007– 17mTV-MA9.0 (29)TV EpisodeThe Snob is subjected to a bizarre kids movie from the 80's about a 30-year-old man-child who still lives with his mom and engages in nonsensical activities.
- What better way is there for the Cinema Snob to celebrate Fathers' Day than to review a horror movie about a murderous psychopath who kills his entire family?
- 2007– 22mTV-MA9.0 (20)TV EpisodeThe Snob returns to 42nd Street for more crass, crude and controversial movie trailers, including: naughty teachers, naughty nurses, naughty warden's daughters, and a few slashers.
- The Cinema Snob has always been a hopeless romantic, in that he always runs into romantic movies that are hopeless. In this review, he looks at Ghosts Can't Do It, which may be the Nukie of romantic comedies. But Bo Derek is in it, so it's gotta be a 10 - a negative 10, that is.
- Music hath charms to sooth the savage beast. But the music in this horrible movie couldn't sooth the savage Cinema Snob if they played the theme to Caligula. It's a '60s rock and roll yarn about a struggling boy band, a greedy manager, paid groupies, and not only an endorsement, but a cameo from Colonel Sanders himself. This movie is finger-lickin' bad.
- Oh dear, the Cinema Snob must torture himself with another romantic comedy. Riding off the success of 50 Shades of Grey, the movie Old Fashioned tried to focus on the aspect of chivalry and courtship, as opposed to constant gratuitous sex, and well, this movie is so awkward and poorly executed that if the act of chivalry truly is dead, we know what killed it.
- To recover from the obnoxious big balloon adventure he had last week, Brad looks at a movie he'd previously reviewed in his car to give the Cinema Snob treatment. The film in question is the popular, but preposterous War Room, which details the lives of a troubled family who encounter a kindly but intrusive old woman. Also, it's religious.
- Remember that movie about that dude who saw what life would be like if he weren't a Christian (Jesus, Man)? Well, before that they made a similar movie about a dude who pretended to be a Christian so he could score with the hot chick. The Cinema Snob will pretend he never saw this movie.
- The term 'Electric Boogaloo' has many meanings: an interchangeable sequel title, a film that rushed into production at the speed of light and the sacrifice of quality, and...not much else. Musical March (in September) 2016 steps off the dance floor true to fashion, as the Cinema Snob has saved the best for last.
- Apparently Sam had another son, who he rarely talked about, and by another son, we mean an in-name-only, unrelated sequel that was titled purely to capitalize on a real-life tragedy. That and some really bad editing makes this movie prime Cinema Snob territory.
- The continuation of the 100th episode where The Cinema Snob critiques Caligula while also dealing with uninvited cameos.
- The Snob reviews Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989), which is the worst "shitteo" movie he's ever seen.
- For his 200th episode, the Snob reviews the highly-controversial rape-revenge thriller I Spit on Your Grave. However he is forced to break character in order to come up with a way to make the rape sequence funny.
- The Snob reviews a horribly written movie that's all about screen-writing; oh, the irony.
- Believe it or not...no, he's not walking on air. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had a sequel. From 1981: Shock Treatment, which the Cinema Snob reviews for Musical March (in September).
- The Cinema Snob finally reviews Foreskin Gump. Unfortunately, it's just a generic porno film with some occasional lines from Forrest Gump thrown in. There is foreskin, however, but the less said about that, the better.
- 2007– 24mTV-MA8.9 (21)TV EpisodeFat Grandma tells the story of how the Cinema Snob reviewed Silent Night, Deadly Night 4. An in-name-only sequel with a stocking stuffed with misogyny, perversion, witchcraft, ritual sacrifices, and bugs.
- The Snob watches another family movie about a dog, but unlike the last one that had hate groups and Chuck Norris, this one has a dog slaughterhouse, gun-play, jailbreaks, kidnappings, bombs and a dog that's smarter and more capable than most humans.
- Time to fire Superman out of a Cannon. That's right, the Snob is back with more Cannon fodder. This one featuring the Man of Steel, in the horrible third sequel in the series. You know the story: Supes gathers all the world's nukes and destroys them, trying to show the world that peace is something everyone can have, but only if they want it bad enough.
- The Snob takes a break from the usual monkey business to review a film that will have him going ape. Or rather, Going Bananas, a very non-appealing movie about a boy and his chimp. It's like Nukie if he were a primate instead of an alien.
- While other fools are outside hunting for Japanese pocket monsters with their phones, the Cinema Snob relaxes in his big, blue chair in his living room to review a Pokemon porno.
- Being a staunch Snobocrat, the Cinema Snob does his patriotic duty and casts his vote for political porn politician, Donald Tramp. For those of you who want to see Trump hump, the Don get it on, etc., look no further. Make porno spoofs great again...by not being like this one.
- Before Dr. Strange was in the movies, he was on TV. And before that he was in comics, but the guy with the hat reviews those. Today, the Cinema Snob looks back at a failed effort to bring the doctor to the small screen with a pilot from 1978. Suave, handsome, womanizing Dr. Steven Strange is given other-worldly powers. Powers to control the universe and all of its elements...but can he make his hot patient fall in love with him?
- Fulciary continues with another Fulci classic simply known as Manhattan Baby. If you ever wanted to see an Italian rip-off of The Exorcist, this one would certainly fit the bill. An evil eye medallion causes a little girl's soul to be possessed by a sinister entity. Just your basic ancient Egyptian curse. To add insult to injury, the Cinema Snob's favorite character from House by the Cemetery makes a comeback.
- The Snob reviews a long-requested zombie horror film that follows Horror of the Zombies, which he reviewed way back in Season 2 in his dark basement. It's your typical, run-of-the-mill living dead movie about a doctor and his wife relocating to a secluded village that has a few sinister secrets up its sleeves, including human sacrifice and ghoulish wacky characters to boot.
- The Cinema Snob watches the sequel to Cannibal Holocaust, because y'know, the first one was so much fun, we needed to see more gore and animal cruelty, right? Fortunately, this one isn't a direct sequel to the legendary 1980 found-footage pioneer. This one follows 4 film students to the Amazon in search of a missing professor. Same premise, but toned down dramatically and with swapped character roles. The Snob probably wishes he could swap roles with someone not watching this movie.
- At the behest of the Snob's new roommate, Jay Sherman, he reluctantly agrees to review the 2008 Sex and the City movie, based on the cable series of the same name. As expected, every place the series shined, the movie failed miserably.
- The Snob attempts to see if Ax 'Em (1992) is the worst movie ever.
- As if the world didn't already have enough bad Hercules movies. The Cinema Snob watches as the universe's strongest man returns for more of the same nonsense. Also returning is the evil king who knows as much about science as a creationist.
- 2007– 25mTV-MA8.8 (25)TV EpisodeReturning to his favorite genre: Shot on Shitteo, the Cinema Snob selects a really poorly made movie with barely audible sound, terrible acting and it delivers none of what it promises.
- In honor of the 30th anniversary of the original Nightmare on Elm Street, the Cinema Snob pays his respects to Freddy Krueger.
- It's low-budget superhero movie time, so the Snob pops in Roger Corman's previously unreleased Fantastic Four movie. It's cheaply made and campy, so that means it sucks, right? Well, surprisingly, the Snob feels the characters were treated better here than any of the big-budget Fantastic Four films.
- Returning to Italian horror, the Snob reviews The New York Ripper by his old paisano Lucio Fulci. In this movie, New York City is a place with misogyny, hard-boiled detectives, cheap porno movies, and a serial killer who guts innocent women and quacks like a duck. Nothing out of the ordinary in the Big Apple, really.
- The Snob gets his kicks from over-the-top Ninja flicks.
- The Cinema Snob returns to the chronologically confusing Zombi series by reviewing the third film in the saga, which is actually the second film for the U.S. It's all about a chemical called Death 1 that turns people into flesh-eating zombies.
- Wonder Woman. Actually, it's a wonder this TV pilot movie was ever greenlit. Having looked at something Superman and Batman related, the Snob looks at Wonder Woman's first on-screen appearance. It's your typical sexist, campy '70s fare.
- If you expected anything more from a Star Trek porno spoof besides a trip to the planet Uranus, horribly uncreative sexualized versions of the characters' names, and an endless supply of sexual innuendo and butt jokes, then your expectations were astronomically high. The Cinema Snob ventures where no snob has gone before and reviews this most illogical pile of space debris.
- What can one expect out of a movie called The Buttercream Gang? It has to be seen to be believed. The Cinema Snob has buttercream on the brain as he watches The Buttercream Gang about a group of white-bred, good-natured buttercream boys doing buttercreamy things. But when one Buttercream goes bad, they band their Buttercream Gang to send him back on the right path to buttercreamy goodness. Buttercream.
- If drugs seem to be a problem in today's society, it's small potatoes compared to what they were during the Great Depression. The Cinema Snob takes a gander at the infamous Reefer Madness, a delightful, hypocritical film that blames the use of marijuana on most, if not all, of society's ills. When he's done, the Snob will want to blaze a bowl...with this movie inside of it.
- 2007– 21mTV-MA8.8 (26)TV EpisodeMisleading sequel titles strike again as the Cinema Snob looks at Friday the 13th Part VIII, in which Jason Takes Manhattan - eventually. In Part 1 of this two-part review, the Snob watches Jason's exploits aboard a cruise ship consisting of both our heroes and generic assholes set up to die. Jason Takes Manhattan? More like Jason Takes A Long-Ass Cruise.
- 2007– 19mTV-MA8.8 (26)TV EpisodeBack to Friday the 13th Part VIII- We pick up where we left off: the survivors are finally off the ship and do will they actually make it to New York so the movie can begin proper? An impatient Cinema Snob watches as the gang makes it to "New York", and believe it or not, this is where the movie gets weird.
- 2007– 26mTV-MA8.8 (21)TV EpisodeWhat happens when Count Dracula meets King Kong? Probably something better than what this movie has to offer. The Cinema Snob peels back the layers of this rancid, rotting banana, starring a poor-man's version of Martin and Lewis, along with poor Mr. Lugosi, in a topsy-turvy movie about two entertainers lost on an island with tribal women and a diabolical doctor who experiments on apes.
- Cookie-cutter religious films end up on the Snob's list once again, as he takes a look at a Stephen Baldwin (post Bio-Dome) vehicle in which a widowed high school teacher sets up an after school Bible club, to help get the kids back on the right path. And because this is a whitebred Christian film, it's set in a world run by atheists who set out to thwart the intentions of this innocent club.
- The first film was a straight-up slasher movie, the second was more of a psychological thriller, so what will the third installment of the Slumber Party Massacre series have in store for our hard-working Cinema Snob, who just survived 10 horrible sequels to 10 horrible films he's reviewed over the past 10 years? One thing's for sure, Slumber Party Massacre III wouldn't be 10 even if Bo Derek showed up.
- With Cars 3 burning rubber at the box office, the Cinema Snob burns brain cells with its Brazilian knock-off. As with everything else made with good quality, it has a poorly made counterpart. Picture Cars if it were poorly made, had no effort and a non-discernible and uninteresting story-line. Like Cars 2.
- If you didn't get your fix of last year's "our holiday or the highway" gung-ho yuletide spirit with Last Ounce of Courage, the Cinema Snob has just the ticket. Another jaded leader of another small town is determined to keep the "Christmas" in Christmas and encourage everybody to celebrate it, whether they like it or not.
- The Cinema Snob commences Public Domain Month with Abel Ferrara's controversial "Driller Killer".
- 2007– TV-MA8.7 (20)TV Episode
- 2007– TV-MA8.7 (20)TV EpisodeIMDb vandals lead the Snob to make fun of Andreas Schnaas' second feature, only to find the English dub did that for him.
- The Snob reviews another Troma trash "classic".
- Throw another bad Sasquatch movie on the barbie. Today, the Snob watches a monster movie that's not so much about a monster, but rather a morbidly obese man working at an all (little) girls ranch. The movie even has its own built-in Fat Grandma cameo.
- The Cinema Snob reviews a shoddy early '70s slasher about murderous kids who prey on a group of stalwart campers.
- Musical March [in September] comes to an end as he reviews the 1980 Pseudo autobiography of disco's The Village People.
- If you didn't get fix of black love from Black Love, fear not. The Cinema Snob has unearthed yet another cheap '70s documentary on the subject of native African tribes' mating rituals...explained and demonstrated in very explicit and graphic detail.
- Once again, the Snob lets his viewers vote on the next review, and once again, they didn't choose the porno spoof. Much like last time, it's a dry, obscure, low-budget '80s movie, except this one is a little more watchable. It's a black comedy about two detectives being chased through a haunted house. Plenty of slapstick comedy and racial jokes makes this one fun for the whole family.
- The Cinema Snob reviews Dangerous Men (2005), which was suggested by Jeffrey Prawdiuk-Spurr. It's a half-assed action turkey that should've stayed on the shelf.
- The Cinema Snob is very ashamed to have to discuss today's movie, due to its very controversial nature. Pure Flix made a biopic on Columbine victim Rachel Joy Scott. What makes this film so unbearable for the Snob is that not only is it about somebody who was murdered in such a horrific tragedy, but that it suggests the killings had religious undertones.
- The Snob kicks off February with Fulciary, a month dedicated to reviewing the films of famed Italian horror director Lucio Fulci. He's got a nasty one for today: a dark, disturbing gore-fest about an old hotel that is said to be built on one of the 7 gateways to Hell. The new owners of this damned establishment must endure the evil within while battling zombies and possessions, while keeping an eye out for anything really strange.
- To tie-in with Alien: Covenant hitting theaters this week, the Snob asked his Patreon sponsors to vote on an alien-themed rip-off movie to review this week. The choice was obvious: Windy City. Much like Independence Day and the 1983 in-name-only drab-ass rom-com chosen last year, the Cinema Snob must grin and bare what his semi-loyal sponsors have chosen for him. He finds that Windy City really blows, and is so very, very boring.
- There's a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie on the horizon and you know what that means right? It means that the Snob has to review a Pirates-themed porno spoof. And sure enough, there's the epic porno film called simply Pirates.
- The Cinema Snob's tenth anniversary spectacular wouldn't be complete without a little Nazi-sploitation. Remember when he reviewed The Devil with Hitler? Yeah, neither does he, but he did. And wouldn't you know, that movie had a sequel. Because why not? So join the Snob as he looks back to see what those wacky Nazis are up to this time.
- Before the latest version comes out, The Cinema Snob reviews the 1990 mini-series adaption of Stephen King's It.
- The Snob reviews Night of Horror (1981), which he says is one of the bottom 3 films in history.
- On the third day of Sasquatch Week, the good Snob gave to me: a really, really, really horrible movie about catching a Yeti. In short, the Cinema Snob deems this film to be almost as bad as Nukie.
- Cinema Snob kicks off Musical March (in September) with At Long Last Love, a harmless but poorly received 1975 musical with Burt Reynolds and Cybil Shepherd, and half the cast of Blazing Saddles.
- The Cinema Snob reviews Black Rage, a poorly made 1972 film about an Albino black man and his brother escaping their slave masters in search of hidden treasure. That's right, this film actually exists.
- What's this? The Cinema Snob found a porno parody of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Will we get to see toons and humans going at it, giving a whole new definition to "pattycake"? There's as much chance of that as the Snob finding a decent E.T. spoof.
- At long last, the Cinema Snob gets to the end of Heaven's Gate. And how does this 3-hour epic conclude? With a confusing love triangle, an incomprehensible and overly long battle scene, and an anti-climax. In addition to the review, the Snob receives reviews of his review: mostly scathing, nitpicking, bitching and moaning from online commentators and some people he knows.
- Tonight's heartwarming tale is about a woman named Andrea who is in love with a woman named Emily...and so she hired a guy to rape her, tape it for her own gratification, and murder any guy who tries to take her away, so the two of them can finally be together - whether Emily likes it or not. Still a better love story than Twilight.
- Haven't you always wanted to see a movie where Captain America and Spider-Man fight? Only it's completely in the Turkish language and Spider-Man is a violent crime-lord? Well for the sick few who do, the Cinema Snob has unearthed such a movie. Cap and Spidey fight out a very uncivil war.
- The Snob's got the power...The power to watch something else. However, he presses on bravely, reviewing a failed pilot for a live action television series nobody asked for, based on a comic book series. Fans and casual movie viewers alike depend on him. The balance of good and evil rests on his shoulders. It's a harrowing job, but someone has got to do it. Also, the movie sucks.
- The Cinema Snob gets invited to a slumber party. A slumber party MASSACRE, that is. With Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees being the kings of the slasher scene, it was time for an unknown with a big power drill to steal the spotlight as he and his phallic power tool stalk a group of 30-year-old high school students at their raunchy slumber party.
- Hero in an arm-chair. Snobbing power. The Cinema Snob descends into the darkest, dankest sewer where he finds a new Ninja Turtles porno spoof. But for those sick individuals who tuned in to see turtles screwing, you will be rightfully disappointed.
- After falling asleep from watching the 1935 version of Suicide Squad, the Cinema Snob decides to look for better review fodder. He comes across the unmemorable 1995 Daniel Stern vehicle simply known as Bushwhacked, in which a conman is mistaken for a scout leader. Did we mention it was unmemorable?
- It's a gender bender of a movie for the Snob today, coming straight from brilliant landmark filmmaker Ed Wood. Glen or Glenda is the somewhat biographical story of a woman trapped in a man's body having to live in a world of small-minded conservative people with prejudices against those who dare to be different. A tale as old as time.
- The Cinema Snob reviews the highly anticipated, highly demanded follow-up to God's Not Dead. Old friends and new friends join forces, because this time they have to bring their case of God's existence all the way to the Supreme Court. Is it the accusation contrived? Is the court case totally removed from reality? Does the Cinema Snob wear glasses?
- In 1974, Deep Throat got a sequel. Then, in 1987, it got another sequel, except this was also a Part II. Why isn't it called Deep Throat III or Deep Throat II: Part 2? A chronologically confused Cinema Snob watches this unnecessary direct-to-video "sequel" to determine why it's considered number 2, aside from just being crap.
- Because the gripping, edge-of-your-seat thrill ride that was Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit just demanded a sequel, it got one. In true porno spoof tradition, it has nothing to do with the film it's supposed to be spoofing, so there is no animated patty-cake. The Cinema Snob prepares to be bored to tears yet again as he's lowered into this steaming kettle of dip.
- 2007– 22mTV-MA8.6 (15)TV Episode
- The Cinema Snob reviews a shoddy "documentary" that features a conservative's biased and outdated views on the Democratic Party.
- The Cinema Snob and the Nostalgia Critic team up to review Black Christmas, the 2019 remake. A horror remake rated PG-13, that must mean it's good, right?
- The Snob reviews the blaxploitation film Dolemite (1975), which often has a boom mic visible.
- 2007– 24mTV-MA8.5 (14)TV EpisodeThe Snob joins Linkara in reviewing a movie follow up to one of his comic book reviews.
- 2007– 16mTV-MA8.5 (23)TV EpisodeThe Cinema Snob reviews the sequel to Sleepaway Camp (1983), Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers.
- The Snob reviews Guyana: Cult of the Damned (1979), which is based on the Jonestown massacre.
- The cinema snob orderd moment by moment to watch with his wife for Valentines but They sent him a copy of rape squad so he and his wife reviews that instead.
- 2007– 17mTV-MA8.5 (24)TV Episode
- The Snob believes he has found a far worse romance movie than Moment by Moment could ever hope to be.
- Sasquatch weeks kicks off with a king-sized turd known as The Curse of Bigfoot. It's a movie about nothing, but sadly, not in the same way as Seinfeld is a show about nothing.
- It's another Italian zombie movie as the Cinema Snob revisits an old "friend", Bruno Mattei, and watches his take on Hell of the Living Dead, featuring a gung-ho SWAT team and two yuppie reporters investigating an outbreak in New Guinea.
- The Snob resumes his 300th episode spectacular by reviewing more of Heaven's Gate. Unfortunately in addition to this being the really boring part of the movie, the review is constantly mired by budget restraints from his producer and unexpected, obnoxious cameos from fellow reviewers.
- Musical March (in September) returns as the Cinema Snob looks at the 1983 sequel to Saturday Night Fever: Staying Alive, although the real trick to watching it is staying awake.
- After accompanying Santa Christ to his hometown of North Jerusalem, where they don't take kindly to fans of the Sega Genesis, the Cinema Snob and the Nostalgia Critic return to the former's house to review The Passion of the Christ. Fear not, Bible-thumpers. These humble critics mean the scripture no harm, but they delight in riffing how the movie itself was put together and just how faithful to the source material it was.
- 2007– 29mTV-MA8.5 (21)TV EpisodeIf you happened to forget about Grumpy Cat's Christmas special last year, the Cinema Snob is here to remind you as he tries to review Grumpy's Worst Christmas Ever. Only problem is, he's found a movie that's not only self-aware, but intentionally riffs itself.
- 2007– 27mTV-MA8.5 (19)TV EpisodeFat Grandma tells Linkara about the time the "Cinema Scrooge" reviewed the fifth and final Silent Night, Deadly Night film. Like the last one, it's an in-name-only sequel, but somehow still has ties to the fourth one. Number 5 features killer toys made by a maniacal toymaker and his mentally disturbed son. Sure, why not.
- When it comes to movies about things that talk, the Cinema Snob usually discovers it to be a hit or a miss. The misses are usually about animals that talk, and because A Talking Cat was such a barrel of laughs, the Snob looks at its predecessor about a talking canine. With only a week until Halloween, here's a season appropriate movie that's really barking up the wrong tree.
- The Snob is back to deck the halls with howls of folly with this charming, bizarre, nonsensical, badly-dubbed little gem from 1964. It's about a boy who rescues a cat out of a tree, when suddenly he falls, everything goes to color, and a kindly witch gives him a magic ring. And with that ring, the boy grows a magical, yet cynical tree that grants him three wishes.
- The Snob has some genuine Christmas sneer to spread today. Before the infamous Silent Night, Deadly Night, there was a Silent Night, BLOODY Night. There is no Garbage Day or Petto's, but it is a low-budget slash-fest about old house whose owner was mysteriously killed, and the equally mysterious killer still lurking around twenty years later.
- 2007– 18mTV-MA8.5 (10)TV EpisodeWhile 2016 may have been a lousy year for some, the Cinema Snob had a very interesting year. Aside from looking at the usual horror and porno spoofs, he looked at some bizarre kid flicks and some laughably bad religious movies. So many memorable moments, and the Snob has chosen ten of them to reflect upon.
- It's B-movie time again. That's B for Bela Lugosi. The poor Dracula star is made to appear in another cheesy horror movie with another cheesy comedy duo knock-off. This time it's Brown and Carney (Alan, not Art) trying to find a real zombie for their nightclub act, as their actor wearing zombieface was not credible, like the rest of the movie. Also, Doug Walker is in it...somehow. The filmmakers must have looked into the future and became Nostalgia Critic fans.
- The Snob reviews a fan-made movie made from "Night Trap" cutscenes. Does it work better as a movie than a game?
- The Snob reviews Alien 2: On Earth (1980), which is an unofficial sequel to the sci-fi classic Alien (1979).
- 2007– 18mTV-MA8.4 (16)TV Episode
- 2007– 28mTV-MA8.4 (20)TV EpisodeThe Snob rings in the new year by reviewing one of the most notorious musical flops of all time from the same producer responsible for the iconic 70's hits Saturday Night Fever and Grease.
- The Cinema Snob reviews the 1983 Italian movie Hercules, starring Lou Ferrigno. It's chock full of bad dubbing, bad special effects, giant robot toys and science talk that would make Dr. Insano call foul.
- With only 2 months to Halloween, the Snob celebrates by watching a bad spoof of a famous Michael Jackson music video, and this one is no thriller.
- The Snob looks for a movie with "Avengers" in the title, due to some movie with the same name coming out this week, and so he selects The Crippled Avengers: a shitty Kung Fu movie following four men handicapped in outrageous battles. There's also bad dubbing, incoherent action and fight scenes that cost an arm and a leg. Literally.
- While taking a hiatus from Heaven's Gate, the Cinema Snob looks at something true to form: a low-budget film about unfunny, wisecracking soldiers who get marooned on a desert island inhabited by dinosaurs and scantily-clad hot chicks.
- With a new Terminator movie hitting theaters this week, the Snob decides to look at--what else? A Terminator porno spoof. Two guys, one man, one machine, are sent back in time to find a young lady, penetrate and impregnate her before the other one does. The orgasm for the future will be reached in the present.
- Musical March (in September) wouldn't be complete without a Rocky Horror knock-off. How bad could it be? It has all the familiar music cues, more or less, and even Count Dracula himself makes an appearance. It's all very confusing, but thankfully we have a drunk accountant/lawyer/narrator to explain things. In short, the movie bites like the Count and sucks just as hard.
- God is not dead, but the Cinema Snob sure wishes these types of movies were. Films that aim to glorify the scripture and the Lord Almighty, but are shoddily made with shallow characters, a myriad of subplots and preaching propaganda to the choir. The Snob is in for another unholy mess.
- The Cinema Snob gave his viewers a vote for this week's episode: a horror movie, a cheesy family sci-fi movie, or Windy City. The winner was the cheesy family sci-fi. It's Spaced Invaders, that little known film from 1990 about five inept Martians who come to earth. The Snob is underwhelmed by the plot and "characters", but approves of the special effects and that the DVD wasn't double-sided.
- If it's an '80s exploitation film with boxing and/or karate and sex, the Cinema Snob is on the job. This little kick to the groin comes to us from our friends in Germany, with subtitles included, so the Snob will have to sit on his fake subtitles gag. Mindless action, heedless romance and bland characters make this a must for that German boxing-sploitation fan in the family.
- The Cinema Snob reviews the first entry of Fulci's unofficial Gates of Hell trilogy for today's entry into Fulciary, which for those of you not keeping up, is a month dedicated to reviewing Lucio Fulci's library of bizarre, grotesque, cheesy, eye-popping horror films. And City of the Living Dead is an outstanding film in its own right. It's bizarre, grotesque, cheesy, and eye-popping horror. With zombies.
- To celebrate the latest King Kong movie hitting the big screen, the Cinema Snob looks at a Kong porno spoof on the small screen. A horny couple is shipwrecked on an island inhabited by dinosaurs, apes and tribal savages. Undoubtedly the kinkiest porn the Snob has ever seen...this week.
- While the child in all of us is excited for the new Power Rangers, there are others whose inner child is a major pervert, which is why the Power Rangers needed to have a porno spoof. The Cinema Snob morphs into...himself, and reviews it for those who want to see how the people who messed up porn parodies of Pokemon and Ninja Turtles did the same thing to 5 popular rainbow-colored, technological kung-fu artists.
- Ready for more Jack? After forgetting to follow up on the follow-up to Crackerjack, the Cinema Snob decides to rectify this oversight and review the sequel, which was his reason for wanting to review the original in the first place. That may sound confusing, but then so does replacing Thomas Ian Griffith with Judge Reinhold.
- Snob-a-dee-doo-dah, Snob-a-dee-ay, what's old Brad gonna review today? Snob-a-dee-doo-dah, Snob-a-dee-ay, Musical March in September is well underway. Today he's reviewing Song of the South. Is it racist? Outdated? Or art that should be celebrated? Snob-a-dee-doo-dah, Snob-a-dee-ay, a jolly good time may be coming his way.
- 2007– 19mTV-MA8.4 (17)TV EpisodeThe Nostalgia Critic isn't the only one who can review commercials. The Cinema Snob takes a look at one of those times where the commercial breaks were more entertaining than the show they were sponsoring: the Star Wars Holiday Special.
- The Cinema Snob gets ready to raise some hell, in the form of Clive Barker's sadistic classic, Hellraiser. He's about to find out what sorts of horrors await him in Pandora's big box.
- 2007– 19mTV-MA8.3 (12)TV EpisodeSince he's seen worse (much, much worse), the Cinema Snob has managed to find ten GOOD things about one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. Are they really good things, or are they the least bad? Watch and learn.
- With Hobbs and Shaw in theaters, it's time The Cinema Snob look back at the over the top amazingness of Tango and Clash.
- The Snob held a poll on Patreon to determine the title of his next review, and the result was mind-blowing.
- In his second performance the Cinema Snob reviews Porno Holocaust
- The Snob reviews Sylvester Stallone's porn movie that he made years before rising to success with the first Rocky movie and that the porn film would be re-released to cash in on Rocky's popularity.
- The Snob reviews a disgusting comedy film.
- Fat Grandma tells Linkara the bedtime story of how the Snob reviewed the controversial Christmas film, Silent Night, Deadly Night.
- The Cinema Snob reviews the explosive 1981 follow-up to John Carpenter's Halloween. He finds it to be a disappointing sequel as he disproves the revelation that Mike and Laurie are brother and sister, and that the film had the gall to kill off Ben Tramer.
- Beyond the Darkness is not your garden variety love story. Join the Cinema Snob as he discovers this creepy Italian horror movie is really about a crazed taxidermist who stuffs his wife and butchers hitchhikers.
- 2007– 22mTV-MA8.3 (15)TV EpisodeSince another Friday the 13th is upon us, it's time again for the Snob to review another Jason Voorhees movie. But he already reviewed Friday the 13th: Part V in 2009, so he decides to go down a different path and review the porno spoof of the fifth film.
- The Snob looks at the first film in Ruggero Deodato's trilogy of jungle cannibal movies. If you thought Cannibal Holocaust was horrifically violent - it still is, but Jungle Holocaust is just as bad.
- You know how in some cases if a movie is a big hit, it gets a sequel a few years later that is more often than not a horrible, nonsensical piece of crap that merely capitalizes on the first movie rather than expands on it? Well, as The Cinema Snob discovers, Exorcist II is no exception.
- For 299 episodes, the Cinema Snob has shown us the vile, the disgusting, the exploitative, the politically incorrect, the tasteless, the brainless, the perverted, the inaudible, the unbelievable, and Nukie. So, in honor of his 300th episode, he's going to do - more of the same. The movie being reviewed is Heaven's Gate, even though it probably came from the other place.
- The Cinema Snob, that devoted, intellectual masochistic critique of all things bizarre, cheap, exploitative and pornographic, has decided to venture to a drug-induced galaxy far, far away and torture himself with the 1978 variety clusterfuck known as The Star Wars Holiday Special. It's a stocking full of pointless cameos, overly-long music videos, bad animation, stock footage, zero story, and zero effort.
- Holy Turkish Nightmare, Batman. The Cinema Snob helps himself to another turkey from Turkey, because with Batman vs. Superman only weeks away, and owing to his review of Superman IV last week, it's time to look at one of the Caped Crusader's bat-bombs. And no better place to look than the Turkish film library.
- Just when you thought it was safe to slumber party again. The Cinema Snob reviews the highly-demanded sequel to the 1982 classic Slumber Party Massacre. But this entry dares to be a psychological--or rather psychopathic--thriller about a punk-rock spirit killer with a driller on his guitar.
- It's the good, the bad and the holy as the Cinema Snob reviews a western style music video featuring famous Christian singer/actor Carman. In this tale of intrigue and gun-slinging, a guy walks into a bar and rids the world of sin...one man at a time.
- If you ever wanted to see a movie about break-dancing that doesn't have any kind of silly story or characters to get in the way, then Breakin' is up your alley. For this entry in Musical March (in September) 2016, the Cinema Snob looks at an early '80s effort that set the precedent for hip hop dance moves and terrible sequel titles.
- War for the Planet of the Apes is swinging to theaters this week, while the Cinema Snob fights the war for the planet of the porno spoofs. A couple of lesbian astronauts crash-land on a planet inhabited by people in shoddy ape costumes, as well as any other costume they could get their hands on.
- 2007– 13mTV-MA8.2 (19)TV Episode
- It's another E.T. porno spoof. Except this time, the Snob discovers that unlike those other ones, this one actually follows the plot of E.T. Even in areas where it shouldn't.
- Remember when John Wayne played Genghis Khan in that horrible 1956 movie The Conqueror? The Snob shows us how the Duke fared as that tyrannical Asian, but perfect-English-speaking despot as he reviews the movie and discusses its very bleak production history.
- To the Cinema Snob's extreme dismay, he discovers that The Geek does in fact have a sequel. However, he soon discovers that it's not so much a sequel as it is an unrelated porno short disguised as a bigfoot movie.
- In honor of the new Transformers movie hitting theaters, the Cinema Snob reviews the follow-up to Robot Jox, which is not so much a follow-up as it is just some random, stupid, cheap, future sci-fi yarn about robotic warfare.
- Musical March (in September) continues as the Snob reviews a bizarre 1980 Faustian musical that's set in 1994.