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Two terminally ill men escape from a cancer ward and head off on a road trip with a wish list of to-dos before they die.

The partner and nephew of an armored-truck driver tries to prevent three million dollars from being taken by a gang during a catastrophic flooding caused by a severe storm.

A food writer who has lied about being the perfect housewife must try to cover her deception when her boss and a returning war hero invite themselves to her home for a traditional family Christmas.

A reluctantly-retired vaudevillian clashes with his producer son, who thinks his father's entertainment is passe'--audiences need something more sophisticated. Meanwhile, the producer's father and sister secretly produce their own show.

At Granite Hotel, the stone-age operator insists nothing ever happens, oblivious to the antics of the cave-guests and even the dinosaur-riding fire department.

It's ice skating time. After a few generic ice-skating gags, we get to the main story. An animal falls through the ice, and a pig doing W.C. Fields (W.C. Squeals, apparently) calls for help from a Saint Bernard dog. The dog dispenses a drink, and Squeals begins scheming to get some himself. First he tries faking his own fall through the ice, but the dog sees through it and downs the drink himself. Then Squeals tries using a dish of bones and a magnet, but the magnet falls through the ice and gets stuck around a fish. The fish then swims through a liquor spill from the dog's casket; the drunken fish grabs an ax and, swimming in a circle, dunks another skater. He then latches onto Squeals' skates, and hauls him into an ice-skating contest, where the fish-induced antics win him first prize. Squeals fills the loving cup from the dog's cask, and the fish swims off with it.

Hosted from Nashville on October 28th, 2010, the RiffTrax guys riff on "House on Haunted Hill (1959)" while also watching the short subjects "Paper and I (1960)" and "Magical Disappearing Money (1972)". Comedian, actor, and writer Paul F. Tompkins guest stars.

Documentary about the battle between Orson Welles and William Randolph Hearst over Welles' Citizen Kane (1941). Features interviews with Welles' and Hearst's co-workers also as a relative complete bio of Hearst.

J.J. could pay dearly for witnessing an auto accident.

Richie and his steady girlfriend Arlene find themselves suddenly dateless when they quarrel and break up just before their very important Junior Prom.

Laverne shows Lenny a kindness and then gives him a kiss. Lenny now feels he loves her, and she's now his. No one can get through to him that this isn't the case, but Laverne hopes to let him down easy without completely breaking his heart.

A friendship is put to the test when Rhoda temporarily moves in with Mary.

The crew watches the second chapter of "The Phantom Creeps (1939)" and a film about an American spy sent to the Soviet Union to investigate a missile attack in "Rocket Attack U.S.A. (1960)." Joel hosts a quiz show with the Bots.

The family takes in a deaf girl who was abandoned by her mother.

The Mads fall victim to their own newly-installed security system, and the unfortunately-shaped Satellite of Love is besieged by Demon Dogs hoping to pray to the Giant Bone, all the while "The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy (1958)" is happening.

The Great Vorelli possesses the power of transferring souls into inanimate objects, in this case a ventriloquist's dummy. He meets a wealthy woman and plans to hypnotize her into marrying him to gain access to her inheritance.

The Pawn Stars hope to win by a landslide when President Ronald Reagan's high school yearbook comes into the shop. Complete with a signed letter from The Gipper. Then, a man comes in hoping to sell some puppets and props from the original Buffalo Bill Wild West Show, tied to an obscure performer named Buffalo Ben. And later, Rick and the Old Man get a call to check out a vintage phone booth.