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The George Lucas Talk Show hosted a 30+ hour marathon of all 14 live action Star Wars movies as a fundraiser for the laid off UCB Theater staff in New York. Hosted by George Lucas (Connor Ratliff) and his sidekick (Watto), how much will they raise? Will they have to watch all of Arli$$? Will George lose his mind? Only one way to find out. Yippee.

It is a period of online comedy. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has established a new home base on PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, from the podcast DEAD EYES) and his sidekick WATTO (BLANK CHECK co-host GRIFFIN NEWMAN), after barely surviving their recent 30+ hour-long STAR WARS DAY watch-a-thon, now face a new mission proposed to them by the comedian CHRIS GETHARD. GEORGE and WATTO will watch all eighty episodes of the HBO Original Series, ARLI$$, which ran for seven seasons from NINETEEN NINETY-SIX until TWO THOUSAND AND TWO. Joined by a series of SPECIAL GUESTS, they will watch one season every SUNDAY, all the while raising money for a series of charities..

SEASON II ARLITTACK OF THE CLONE$$ The SECOND SEASON begins. Having watched the first season of ARLI$$ in its entirety, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its 7-week watchathon on their new home base, PLANET SCUM. Having raised over TWENTY-TWO THOUSAND dollars for charity so far this year, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, from the podcast DEAD EYES) and his sidekick WATTO (BLANK CHECK co-host GRIFFIN NEWMAN) have set their sights on helping the MUSEUM OF THE MOVING IMAGE in QUEENS, NEW YORK, hard hit by the scourge of COVID-19. GEORGE and WATTO now have SIXTY-NINE episodes left to view, and this sophomore season of the HOME BOX OFFICE Original Series is made up of only TEN, ONE episode fewer than last week. Joined once more by a series of SPECIAL GUESTS, there might even be a visit from ONE or more original cast members, including a possible return appearance by series creator and star, ROBERT WUHL..

SEASON III REVENGE OF THE ARLI$$ITH There is unrest on PLANET SCUM. Three weeks into their charity watchathon series, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has already been visited by SEVENTY-FIVE percent of the main cast of ARLI$$, now available to view on the new premium streaming channel, HBO MAX. SEVERAL THOUSAND dollars have been raised for charity as retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF, as seen in the FIRST TWO seasons of SEARCH PARTY on HBO MAX as well as the forthcoming seasons THREE and FOUR) and his sidekick WATTO (actor/comedian GRIFFIN NEWMAN, also on HBO MAX's SEARCH PARTY, but only in season ONE) have declared their intentions to continue watching a new season every week for the next FIVE weeks. With only FIFTY-NINE episodes remaining, they continue to welcome mysterious SPECIAL GUESTS and to create stretch goals to encourage more donations. This week, they are raising money for the NATIONAL BAIL FUND NETWORK, to help pay bail for those who cannot afford it. Meanwhile, producer PATRICK COTNOIR would like to ask everyone to follow him on Twitter and to RT his pinned tweet, especially if you are FAMOUS or an INFLUENCER..

The struggle continues on PLANET SCUM. It is Week FOUR of THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW'S seven-week ARLI$$ watchathon, which hopes to make a small positive difference in the world by raising money to help people. By now, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (actor/comedian CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (actor/comedian GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are almost halfway through their journey. With only FOURTY-SIX episodes remaining, they continue to welcome mysterious SPECIAL GUESTS and to create stretch goals to encourage more donations. This week, they are raising money for the COVID-19 PROTEST RELIEF FUND set up by CHRIS REDD from SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE..

SEASON V THE EMPARLI $TRIKE$ BACK ARLI$$ continues. With only three seasons remaining in THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW'S seven-week charity watchathon, is there anyone left who hasn't already donated? Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (retired improviser CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (trendsetter GRIFFIN NEWMAN) have only THIRTY-FOUR episodes left, which they will enjoy while welcoming a mysterious array of SPECIAL GUESTS. This week, they are raising money for the THE BLACK TV and FILM COLLECTIVE, a nonprofit with a simple mission: to create opportunities for artists of color to achieve their long-term career goals within the TV, FILM and ENTERTAINMENT industries..

It is the Summer of 2001, and AMERICA is reeling from the questionable outcome of a contentious presidential election. ARLI$$ MICHAELS, sports super-agent, continues to navigate the tricky world of professional sports, not realizing that the world itself was about to be tranformed by events beyond his control. Two decades later, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW prepares to experience the penultimate season of HBO's now long-running single camera comedy with fresh eyes. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (VEEP day player CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (VINYL regular GRIFFIN NEWMAN) have only TWENTY-ONE episodes left, which they will enjoy while welcoming a mysterious array of SPECIAL GUESTS. This week, they are raising money for G.L.I.T.S. (GAYS AND LESBIANS LIVING IN A TRANSGENDER SOCIETY), a grassroots organization dedicated to supporting the LGBTQIA community internationally..

SEASON VII THE ARLI$$ AWAKEN$ For most of us the dream of becoming a champion remains a fantasy. But for a special few it is very much a reality. We cheer them. We live through them. Athletes are our last warriors. His job was to make their dreams come true. His name is ARLI$$ MICHAELS. He represents athletes. These were his stories. Over the past SIX weeks, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has watched HOME BOX OFFICE'S FIRST and finest single camera sports comedy while raising money for charity. Now, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (CONNOR RATLIFF, as seen in UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT: KIMMY VS THE REVEREND) and his sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from the upcoming MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION) are braced to say farewell, with a mere ELEVEN episodes left in this, its SEVENTH and final season (so far), which they will enjoy while welcoming a series of mysterious SURPRISE GUESTS. This week, they are raising money for RAINN, the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization..

Season 1 THX 1600: The Battle for Penndor THE GILCHRISTS struggle with everyday problems -- with one big difference. Their head of household (BILL PULLMAN) is also the leader of THE FREE WORLD. Between entertaining FOREIGN DIGNITARIES, holding secret CABINET meetings and dealing with emergencies, the PRESIDENT'S family must also face everyday issues like a grown SON (JOSH GAD) moving in and becoming one of the administration's biggest liabilities. TEENAGERS who are too smart for their own good and a STEPMOTHER (JENNA ELFMAN) who struggles to connect with the children add to the mix. Despite their extraordinary setting, THE GILCHRISTS prove that, at the end of the day, people are just...people. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will watch their entire saga unfold over the course of 13 episodes, originally broadcast by the NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY and currently only available by purchasing them via AMAZON or on DVD HOME VIDEO. (SORRY) Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (CONNOR RATLIFF, 10 episodes of THE PRESIDENT SHOW) and his sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, 20 episodes of OUR CARTOON PRESIDENT) will spend the day enjoying these episodes while while welcoming a series of mysterious SURPRISE GUESTS. Will one of them be JOSH GAD? Why not tweet at him now to join us? He loves reunions and has not officially agreed to join this one....but don't be annoying. This week, they are raising money for THE MUSEUM OF THE MOVING IMAGE in Astoria, Queens, in the hopes that THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW can help them out and also get our show's name on the back of one of their theater seats..

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode I DIGITAL MAGIC Wear a mask. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 years a modest cult sensation at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly found itself without a home. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon Prime's canceled-too-soon phenomenon THE TICK), joined by their occasionally exhausted producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have decided to officially re-launch their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS CHRIS REDD MARY HOLLAND.

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode III ASKEW OF THE VIEWS Snoochie Boochies. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 long years the slightest of cult comedy sensations at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly finds itself without a home due to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon's undermerchandized series, THE TICK), joined by their snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have now officially re-launched their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. Aided at times by the public domain music of VLAD GLUSCHENKO (though the original theme music you are hearing right now is by RYAN MILLER from GUSTER) and a smattering of surprise visits from various FRIENDS, George And Watto seek to reinvent the talk show with a bold new format in which their shortest episodes have been at least 60 seconds longer than MARTIN SCORSESE'S THE IRISHMAN...will tonight be any different? Find out tonight, on THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW. - THIS WEEK'S GUEST KEVIN SMITH #Clerkskywalker #Mallwomprats #THX113Amy #Dogmandalorian #ReyAndSilentBb8StrikeBack #JynErsoGirl #ClerksIID2 #HanAndChewieMakeAPorno #CoptainEOut #RedStateTails #TuskanRaiders #YodaHosers #ReyAndSilentBb8REBOot #SnoochieBabuchies.

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode IV A NEW COPING MECHANISM Re-opening the schools before it is safe is a BAD IDEA. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to thrives in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After more than half a decade producing a live, in-person cult comedy show at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. They are joined by their nap-obsessed, snack-eating, sausage-freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you and all your friends to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS RICK OVERTON DANIELLA PINEDA #AmeRICKanGraffiti #OvertonOfTheJedi #WillowYouPleaseWearAMask #DaniellacanGraffiti #PinedasOfTheLostArk #JurassickWorld.

DO NOT RE-OPEN THE SCHOOLS UNTIL IT IS SAFE. Also, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is back for another week of conversational THRILLS and CHILLS in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, butter-eating producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LEA THOMPSON BOBBY MOYNIHAN. #AmericanGrabobby #MoynihanSolo #RedDuckTails #LEAbyrinth #THX-0MPS0N #HowardIsItToWearAMask #SeriouslyWhatTheDuck.

Episode VI REVENGE OF THE RETURN OF THE JEDI RE-OPENING SCHOOLS IS FOR DISEASE-SPREADING FOOLS. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its fully digital journey into new realms of socially distant conversation and twitchy fun on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) remain separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack napping, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, if anyone from VANITY FAIR wants to write a long lead article about this show and all the money we have raised for charity this year, we think it would be a great, inspiring story with lots of fun and interesting details. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LAUREN LAPKUS CHRIS ELIOPOLOUS.

POSTMASTER GENERAL LOUIS DeJOY SHOULD BE IN PRISON. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has now existed as a digital livestream on PLANET SCUM for almost four full months and more than 127 HOURS of streamcasting. Hailed by THE NEW YORK TIMES as "costume friendly," the in-person version of this show ran at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE for 6 years, until retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is going to be with us for a while thanks to the 40% of the population that can't follow simple instructions to WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their nap snacking, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us..

STRANGE MAGIC is on DISNEY+ again. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still being discovered by literally dozens of new viewers every Sunday here on PLANET SCUM. After years of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, druther-hoarding producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us..

STRANGE MAGIC is the most popular animated jukebox musical fantasy on DISNEY+. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to bring you the finest in digital talk show entertainment every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After more than half-decade of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY's UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by the face of late stage capitalism, PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir.

The George Lucas Talk Show watches all of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip joined by over 50 members of the cast and crew. They raised over $11,000 for Broadway Cares.

The pandemic continues. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still safely livestreaming every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After many years of in-person shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are doing their best to keep doing shows despite being separated by thousands of miles. It is exhausting. It is going to be at least a year before things can even be anywhere close to normal. Please wear a mask. They are joined by a messy bitch who lives for the drama and is trying to get fired, producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Please visit our IMDb page to help us maintain a decent STARmeter ranking, and don't forget to rate and review us..

The death toll keeps rising. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to offer you hours of weekly content safely live-streamed to your household devices every Sunday via the magic of PLANET SCUM. Our show has now fallen out of the IMDb Top 40,000 and we would like to be in the Top 20,000. Everybody please email two friends and send them to our IMDb page to rate and review us (or even to just click on the page and see if that helps us?)

When THE MUPPETS acquire their own television network, KMUP, and fail to program a crucial half-hour of their Friday night schedule, it falls to former SOLID FOAM bassist CLIFFORD to host a live variety/talk show while juggling a series of behind-the-scenes crises. Today, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW will revisit the complete two season saga that was MUPPETS TONIGHT. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (former UCB HAROLD NIGHT performer CONNOR RATLIFF) and his sidekick WATTO (UCB MAUDE NIGHT alum GRIFFIN NEWMAN) will watch all 22 episodes in approximately 11 hours on this most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, candy-ass, prissy, feckless, off-the-charts, greed-filled whorehouse of a twitch channel hell-bent on doing nothing that might challenge their audience. That device in your hand is a crack pipe. They will be joined, as always, by nap-loving, snack-having producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka SKIPPER aka SCOOTER) who really wants you to follow him on Twitter, please: @patrickcotnoir They will be raising money for FAIR FIGHT, an organization which promotes fair elections in America, encourages voter participation and educates voters about elections and their voting rights. And now a show for you, GUARANTEED brand new..