So my friends and I enjoy watching terrible movies. Usually, they're funny and we get some laughs out of them. For example, "In the Woods," "From Venus," and "S.I.C.K" just to name a few. But this was different.
I've read other reviews of terrible movies in which people say something like, "This movie was so bad, it was painful to watch." To be honest, I never really thought that was possible. I always figured there'd be laughs to come from terrible movies. But we had to bite the bullet and agree with that statement for this movie. Sure, some individual clips might be laughable, but overall, this movie is profoundly painful.
Basically - terrible acting, terrible camera work (some scenes last minutes, and they're not impressive long shots, they're boring), terrible characters, terrible song that repeats throughout the entire movie, terrible plot twist (because at the time that it actually happens, you just don't care about the film at all), terrible green hallway for the last 30 minutes. I could keep going but I think you get the picture.
This movie felt like way more than 80 minutes, but we were determined to finish it. You simply can't connect with any character at all. In fact, we hated every single one of them and wished that they'd all die in the end.
The movie also does not progress at all. One scene will show a character walking down a hall. Then it will cut to another character walking down a different hall (keep in mind, if it's the latter half of the movie, both halls are probably green). Then just repeat the process over and over again until the end.
By the way, if you have a sick old man fetish, you might like the professor's nipple action (20ish year old caressing and licking old man's boob at the end).
I've read other reviews of terrible movies in which people say something like, "This movie was so bad, it was painful to watch." To be honest, I never really thought that was possible. I always figured there'd be laughs to come from terrible movies. But we had to bite the bullet and agree with that statement for this movie. Sure, some individual clips might be laughable, but overall, this movie is profoundly painful.
Basically - terrible acting, terrible camera work (some scenes last minutes, and they're not impressive long shots, they're boring), terrible characters, terrible song that repeats throughout the entire movie, terrible plot twist (because at the time that it actually happens, you just don't care about the film at all), terrible green hallway for the last 30 minutes. I could keep going but I think you get the picture.
This movie felt like way more than 80 minutes, but we were determined to finish it. You simply can't connect with any character at all. In fact, we hated every single one of them and wished that they'd all die in the end.
The movie also does not progress at all. One scene will show a character walking down a hall. Then it will cut to another character walking down a different hall (keep in mind, if it's the latter half of the movie, both halls are probably green). Then just repeat the process over and over again until the end.
By the way, if you have a sick old man fetish, you might like the professor's nipple action (20ish year old caressing and licking old man's boob at the end).