If ever t'wer a man meant t' be a pirate, it be Burt Lancaster. 'e out acrobats Douglas Fairbanks an' out charms Errol Flynn. 'e got a mute sidekick from Brooklyn, a professer wi' wild idearrrrs, and a crew wi' names like Poison Paul and Humble Bellows. That bilge rat Baron Gruda be no match fer a man like Vallo, an' Vallo be no match for a wench like Consuelo.
This 'ere film be full of fun. It'll make ye laugh and smile and wish they still made movies like this here one. Burt be using his circus skills to liven up the film and Nick Cravat be a fine mime ('e gots a thick accent). Thar be action an' comedy till the midwatch. Set sail on the Spanish Main; thar be treasure galore when ye serve wi' the Crimson Pirate.
Yo ho ho an' a bottle o Mom's ol' fashioned cider!
This 'ere film be full of fun. It'll make ye laugh and smile and wish they still made movies like this here one. Burt be using his circus skills to liven up the film and Nick Cravat be a fine mime ('e gots a thick accent). Thar be action an' comedy till the midwatch. Set sail on the Spanish Main; thar be treasure galore when ye serve wi' the Crimson Pirate.
Yo ho ho an' a bottle o Mom's ol' fashioned cider!