MaryAnn’s quick take… Reluctant-buddy action comedy feels like unfunny, warmed-over ’90s leftovers. Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson look like they’d rather be elsewhere. I’m “biast” (pro): love a good action comedy
I’m “biast” (con): nothing
(what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto)
The Hitman’s Bodyguard? What does a hitman need with a bodyguard? This seems to be one of those cinematic quandaries that gets posed because someone thinks it’s enigmatic and clever — like the classic “What does God need with a starship?” — but which is actually destined to become a cinematic punchline. And not in a good way.
The film’s working title: We Got Sweet Amsterdam Tax Credits.
It turns out that The Hitman’s Bodyguard doesn’t actually have a good answer to the question its title prompts. The movie posits that, because of shenanigans at Interpol,...
I’m “biast” (con): nothing
(what is this about? see my critic’s minifesto)
The Hitman’s Bodyguard? What does a hitman need with a bodyguard? This seems to be one of those cinematic quandaries that gets posed because someone thinks it’s enigmatic and clever — like the classic “What does God need with a starship?” — but which is actually destined to become a cinematic punchline. And not in a good way.
The film’s working title: We Got Sweet Amsterdam Tax Credits.
It turns out that The Hitman’s Bodyguard doesn’t actually have a good answer to the question its title prompts. The movie posits that, because of shenanigans at Interpol,...
- 8/18/2017
- by MaryAnn Johanson
- www.flickfilosopher.com
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