Thomas Arndt(I)
- Actor
- Writer
- Producer
Thomas Morgan Arndt was born to pig farmers in rural North Carolina in 1993. Following several hard years in the pig lagoons, Thomas' father decided to fuck off across the country, leaving Thomas and his relatives alone to manage the massive volume of pig waste. Concluding that this situation was absolutely preposterous, Thomas left to live with his grandmother, Janice Marie Loganthorpe Huxtable Caldworth the Fourth, in her trailer home. From here Thomas began his career as an actor, seeking out small roles in such films as "Getting stabbed by a spoon in the back" and "Transferring to a safer school". Following a tumultuous period of personal tragedy, Thomas took part in what would eventually come to be known as his breakout hit, "Mexico Town", where he played the protagonist character, referred to only as "the Lad". With the unexpected success of "Mexico Town", Thomas (now adopting the stage-name "Funeque", or occasionally, the "Funeque") begin work on several other projects, including the well-received cult hit "Denizen".
Thomas Arndt resides in a 10x12 studio apartment in Raleigh, NC, where he orders pizza three times a week and has a cat, Chester, who is waaaaaay to fat.
Thomas Arndt resides in a 10x12 studio apartment in Raleigh, NC, where he orders pizza three times a week and has a cat, Chester, who is waaaaaay to fat.