I was an absolute awkwardo, quiet, Nerd McNerdson growing up. I didn't have many friends, and was uber shy.
My dad is my HERO; my mom is a riot; and my brother wants to be a cop. He needs to be in a SuperBad/Napolean Dynamite type of movie. He's great though, really.
My two most favorite taunts growing up: 'You have tarantula eyes' and 'You need to get LIP-o-suction'. Ahh seeesh, it still cracks me up!