The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen
This here is a list of the worst of the absolute worst movies I ever witnessed in my life that should've NEVER seen the light of day!! Avoid at all costs!!
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- DirectorJames WongStarsJustin ChatwinJames MarstersChow Yun-FatThe young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power.1/10 - An insult to the original source material from the amazing anime/manga series. This is a huge avoid!! Unless you can gather friends, get drunk, and laugh at this abomination.
- DirectorLawrence GutermanStarsJamie KennedyTraylor HowardAlan CummingTim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.0/10 - A painfully unfunny follow up to the Jim Carrey classic. Everything is cartoony and overexaggerated in the worst way possible.
- DirectorAlex BurunovaStarsShinji AramakiKôzô MorishitaTania NolanIt is a documentary special aimed at newcomers to anime, and follows anime newbie, Alex Burunova, as she dives into the mysterious world of the genre. The documentary features some of the biggest anime stars like Kenji Kamiyama, Shinji Aramaki, Kozo Morishita, production houses like TOEI Animation and Polygon Pictures and IP like Aggretsuko, Evangelion and Ultraman to give the fans a behind-the-scenes look at the elusive world of anime.0/10 - This is a uninformative, glorified advertisement for Netflix's anime series that does a terrible job "documenting" the actual thing the title sets out to do. Complete avoid and just do your own research on anime.
- DirectorJan de BontStarsSandra BullockJason PatricWillem DafoeA computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker.0/10 - The first Speed is an awesome action movie with Keanu Reeves as an awesome lead. This is the most BORING action movie I've ever seen. This makes me never want to go on cruise ships!
- DirectorRaja GosnellStarsHank AzariaKaty PerryJonathan WintersWhen the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world into New York City.0/10 - As someone who's indifferent about the Smurfs in general, this one was not funny and obnoxious with its blatant product placement.
- DirectorRaja GosnellStarsNeil Patrick HarrisJayma MaysKaty PerryThe Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette, who has been abducted by Gargamel, since she knows a secret spell that can turn the evil sorcerer's newest creation, creatures called "The Naughties", into real Smurfs.0/10 - I hated this movie just as much as the first, but Hank Azaria as Gargamel is the only good quality of this sequel.
- DirectorSamuel BayerStarsJackie Earle HaleyRooney MaraKyle GallnerThe spectre of a disfigured man haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams.0/10 - I hate this remake so much. Nowhere as scary or entertaining as the original. The movie felt so lifeless and boring and Freddy Krueger is bastardized here. This literally makes Freddy's Dead look amazing in comparison. Would never watch again.
- DirectorOrlando CorradiKim Jun OkStarsGregory SnegoffFrancis PardeilhanJane AlexanderA grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme.0/10 - A mega crap animated movie that actually insults the events of Titanic and downplays it as fiction!! This movie might as well give a middle finger to those who tragically died or survived the event. Please don't watch it!
- DirectorBob KlineCullen BlaineDale CaseStarsJeff BennettRobby BensonPaige O'HaraBeauty and the Beast "midquel" set during Belle's original stay at the Beast's castle and composed of three short stories (four in the DVD release) that suitably teach both kids and adults to forgive, love, and be kind to one another.0/10 - A garbage direct to video Disney sequel that should've been scrapped and not released as a "movie", since it isn't one.
- DirectorRod AmateauStarsAnthony NewleyMackenzie AstinPhil FondacaroDodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.0/10 - I hate everything about this movie! There's no room for entertainment and will forever remain my personal worst movie I've ever seen.
- DirectorTom DeyStarsOwen WilsonJudy GreerLee PaceA suburban family moves to a new neighborhood with their large, yet lovable Great Dane, who has a tendency to wreak havoc in his own oblivious way.1/10 - Cringeworthy and just not enjoyable to sit through at all. Even though Owen Wilson and George Lopez do give it their all in the voice acting, I still wouldn't recommend it.
- DirectorRobert RodriguezStarsJessica AlbaJeremy PivenJoel McHaleA retired spy is called back into action, and to bond with her new step-children, she invites them along for the adventure to stop the evil Timekeeper from taking over the world.0/10 - Easily the worst Spy Kids movie to date. I did not enjoy this in the slightest. Glad I didn't see this in theaters but I still want my time back!
- DirectorTuri MeyerStarsDonna D'ErricoTony ToddAlexia RobinsonThe Candyman is back, trying to convince his descendent, an artist, to join him.0/10 - I hated this sequel so much. It's a huge disgrace to the Candyman franchise.
- DirectorTony GiglioStarsAmy MansonDominic MafhamLuke Allen-GaleA group of UAC Marines respond to a distress call from a top secret scientific base on Phobos, a moon around Mars, only to discover it's been overrun by demons who seek to create Hell on Earth.0/10 - Easily one of the most boring video game movies I've ever seen. You're better off just playing the Doom games.
- DirectorSiaStarsKate HudsonLeslie Odom Jr.Maddie ZieglerZu is newly sober when she receives news that she is to become the sole guardian of her half-sister named Music, a young girl on the autism spectrum. The film explores two of Sia's favorite themes: finding your voice and creating family.0/10 - This movie offends me to the core; as an autistic person this movie did nothing to showcase a mature representation of people with autism. Also storytelling sucked.
- DirectorNiki CaroStarsLiu YifeiDonnie YenGong LiTo keep her ailing father from serving in the Imperial Army, a fearless young woman disguises herself as a man and battles northern invaders in China.0/10 - In my opinion, it's the worst Disney live action remake I've seen. At best it's boring and forgettable, at worst it's an insult to the original animated movie.
- DirectorJohn R. LeonettiStarsRobin ShouTalisa SotoJames RemarA group of martial-arts warriors has only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion.0/10 - Laughably bad with atrocious visual effects that made me think I was watching a Youtube Poop video. Sadly it wasn't.
- DirectorAnnabel JankelRocky MortonStarsBob HoskinsJohn LeguizamoDennis HopperTwo Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world.1/10 - I can see some getting ironic entertainment out of this to the point of calling it a guilty pleasure movie. But for me, it was just a bad movie that felt nothing like the source material.
- DirectorCorin HardyStarsDemián BichirTaissa FarmigaJonas BloquetA priest with a haunted past and a novice on the threshold of her final vows are sent by the Vatican to investigate the death of a young nun in Romania and confront a malevolent force in the form of a demonic nun.1/10 - It was amazingly boring and lifeless with cheap jumpscares to carry the entire movie. You're better off just watching the original Conjuring movies than this. This movie add nothing new to the table.
- DirectorClay WeinerStarsLucas CruikshankPixie LottJake WearyLovestruck, awkward teen Fred Figglehorn makes desperate attempts to make Judy fall in love with him - while also dodging the mischievous Kevin.0/10 - Does 90 minutes of an annoying voice to sit through based on the former youtuber sound good to you? Then this movie's for you.
- DirectorDavid BowersStarsJason DruckerAlicia SilverstoneTom Everett ScottA Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention.1/10 - Easily the worst DOAWK movie I've had to sit through that felt like a bad Adam Sandler movie that has none of the wit or charm of the previous movies, or the book itself. I recommend avoiding!
- DirectorJohn FortenberryStarsLucas CruikshankJake WearyStephanie CourtneyFred suspects that his new music teacher is a vampire and sets out to prove his theory.0/10 - They made a sequel to this??? Seriously, why???
- DirectorJonathan JudgeStarsLucas CruikshankJake WearySiobhan Fallon HoganWhen school is out, Fred Figglehorn experiences a summer camp nightmare.0/10 - Please end this misery already!!! Why is this a trilogy at all??
- DirectorDave KimRex PianoStarsTom KennyJoe AlaskeySean HartSanta and his brother Dingle as a couple of Pirates? That's where the fun begins in this madcap adventure where Santa must go to Fiji to retrieve the Elves (kidnapped by Dingle) and save Christmas.0/10 - One of the worst Christmas movies based on one of the worst video games of all time. Whoever thought it was a good idea to adapt this should be ashamed of themselves.
- DirectorBi ZhifeiStarsYanman LiShiyang LiuZuoyu XinPure Hearts: Into Chinese Showbiz is the maiden work of Ph.D. Bi Zhifei, a 36-year-old director. It took him several years to write the screenplay, and to produce the movie. This is an unprecedented work where a bold decision was made to star 17 students learning in the Acting Department of eight the most prestigious Arts academies in China. The movie portrays the unforgettable pleasures and sorrows among a kind and earnest acting instructor and his 17 good-looking students after entering the showbiz during their four years of college.0/10 - Known as the worst Chinese movie ever made, I can easily see why it is! This movie suffers from having no structure, no characters to root for, no story, no solid romance. This movie has nothing to give for entertainment from the most arrogant director in existence.