South Park Season 7 Ranked
Season Average: 8.22
One of the best seasons
One of the best seasons
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- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardCartman, Butters, and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.9.80/10 3rd best episode
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for detention. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.9.24/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenCartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.9.17/10 this episode’s just hilarious
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneSpencer Lacey GanusChef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.9.10/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMilan AgnoneAfter the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.8.89/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardStan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.8.82/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallRob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.8.75/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneSpencer Lacey GanusThe boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.8.64/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardKyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.8.46/10 The Crab People carry this episode
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhen Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.8.43/10 this episode has the best Cartman scene
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEldridge 'El Hud' HudsonJimmy and Timmy land in the middle of a gang war; Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle stay out of the way when stem cell research divides the town.7.84/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallSouth Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.7.78/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAlex GlickSouth Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.6.52/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenThe town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.6.44/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneNico AgnoneStan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.5.51/10 I dont have much to say other than the fact that I just found everything in this episode mediocre