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- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaVictor BrandtMark HamillDethklok performs at the Arctic Circle. Problems ensue when their chef gets dismembered in a freak helicopter accident, leaving the band to figure out how to make food for themselves.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillDethklok record an album in a nuclear submarine in the Mariana trench. The government sends down a producer to spy on them.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaVictor BrandtMark HamillIt's Murderface's birthday and the band must find the most metal gift ever for him.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillDethklok unleashes a troll that wreaks havoc across Finland, and forces the band to play without electricity.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillDethklok try stand-up comedy routines, but Pickles struggles with stage fright after he is booed off the stage.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillDethklok spend a week with their families, with brutal results.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillAfter an on-stage fight, the band hires an effeminate, insane psychiatrist to help them with their mental issues.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillPickles reunites with his old band Snakes and Barrels, while the Council plot to erase their memories with psychotropic drugs.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillDethklok's home Mordland opens its gates for visitors on Deth Fan Day. The fans get to see the band members "in their natural habitats", and get treated to a special one-time only music video. The owners of a Dethklok website try to steal a recording of the song.
- 2006–201312mTV-MA7.7 (220)TV EpisodeDirectorChris PrynoskiStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillDethklok struggles with parenthood after they adopt an overweight, mentally deficient boy. Also, having made too much money during the year, the band performs with the London Philharmonic Orchestra at a charity concert as a tax write off.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillSkwisgar puts on a TV special called the Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class, while the other members try to zazz up the show with various endorsement deals.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillThe annual employees convention creates an opportunity for an assassin to infiltrate Mordhaus and try to kill Dethklok.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillNathan attempts to get his GED, while Murderface competes in a spelling bee.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillAfter a non-show, Dethklok travels south to learn the blues from the world's oldest living blues guitarist, Mashed Potatoes Johnson.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillAfter Murderface suffers a near fatal motorcycle accident, he decided to find religion. His quest runs across the gamut of faiths, from attending a Christian Rock concert, to sitting in at a service at the Church of Satan.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillToki grows tired of his childish persona and turns demonic. A terminally ill little girl makes a video for him.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillToki befriends Dr. Rockso, the coke-snorting rock & roll clown, much to the chagrin of his band-mates.
- DirectorBrendon SmallStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillNathan becomes 'whipped' by his new girlfriend Rebecca and his band mates try to snap him out of it.
- DirectorTommy BlachaStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark HamillThe band star in a feature film called "Blood Ocean" which they screen on an offshore oil rig.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaMark HamillBrendon SmallGeneral Krosier and Cardinal Ravenwood hire an assassin, 216's brother, to kill Dethklok during a show and plan a military strike against them.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaVictor BrandtMark HamillGeneral Krosier has amnesia about what happened in the Gulf of Danzig. Dethklok are sulking until Ofdensen tells them that they've been invited to come to an execution of a number of prisoners, and to get to choose how they are executed.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaVictor BrandtMark HamillToki takes guitar lessons so he can be as good as Skwisgaar. Murderface teaches Pickles and Nathan how to be a dick.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaVictor BrandtGeorge FisherDethklok arrests a kid for downloading their music. Meanwhile they try to record their new album with a technology that records music in liquid form. In the Mordhouse dungeon, the kid meets Edgar Jomfru who had been locked in there since Fan Day, and the two of them plot their escape.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiStarsTommy BlachaVictor BrandtMark HamillDethklok hire doubles for themselves when an incident results in a number of fans being killed. However the doubles are actually spies for the Council trying to steal some contracts from Duncan Hills coffee, while Dethklok just want to pal around with them.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtDethklok get paid to help a mysterious fashion designer create a death metal clothing line, but then have to try to lose weight so the clothes will fit them. Murderface tries to prove that he isn't gay after the band find out he's never eaten a hot dog before.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsDevin TownsendTommy BlachaVictor BrandtDr. Rockso attempts to kick his drug habit along with Dethklok's help. Murderface tries to write a song.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtPickles gets a new PR lady who quickly inflates his fame, prompting jealousy in his band mates.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiStarsTommy BlachaVictor BrandtMark HamillPickles troubled brother Seth decides to get married and invites Dethklok to perform at the wedding which gets Pickles really nervous and scared.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtWhen Dethklok travels to the Amazon, they learn about the native brutality of Nathan's ancestors.
- DirectorTommy BlachaChris PrynoskiStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtNathan Explosion serves a temporary term as governor of Florida.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtMurderface creates an auto event/race and takes control of everything himself. Nathan and Pickles try to be supportive while Skwisgaar and Toki try to get their driver's licenses.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtDethklok visits scarred and disfigured victims of recent bomb attacks. But it's Dethklok themselves that are the target of the Revengencers, an anti-Dethklok terrorist group.
- DirectorMark BrooksStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtWhen Nathan discovers his ex-girlfriend has found a new love, he decides to begin dating again. But the rest of the band makes it hard for him to find a girlfriend.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtDethklok is fed up with Ofdensen knowing more about their stuff then they do. They want their fifth of everything now! So they hire an efficiency expert to help increase their weekly allowance.
- DirectorMark BrooksStarsBrendon SmallTommy BlachaVictor BrandtToki gets the news that his father is dying so he travels back to his home town in Norway.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsMichael AmottTommy BlachaVictor BrandtWhen Pickles discovers through an episode of Where are They Now Now? that Snakes 'N' Barrels has reunited without him for the "SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show", he and the rest of Dethklok travel to Los Angeles to put an end to the atrocity. This is the first two-part episode of the series.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtWhen Pickles discovers through an episode of "Where are They Now Now?" that Snakes N Barrels has reunited without him for the "SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show" he and the rest of Dethklok travel to Los Angeles to put an end to this atrocity.
- DirectorMark BrooksJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaMalcolm McDowellBrendon SmallThe world economy is crumbling and waiting for the next Dethklok album to stimulate it back into order. It's up to Dethklok to get the album just right and finished on time.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaVictor BrandtGeorge FisherDethklok's new album is released. The Revengencers make their next move.
- DirectorChris PrynoskiJon SchneppStarsBrendon SmallTommy BlachaMark HamillThe Revengencers strike Mordhaus during Dethklok's CD release party. Ofdensen desperately tries to protect Dethklok.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtBelieving Ofdensen is dead, Dethklok is forced to become their own managers while dealing with repairs to the destroyed Mordhaus and trying to plan their biggest concert to date. Their efforts are stalled however when a past acquaintance cuts off their unlimited financial freedom to get revenge against the band.
- DirectorMark BrooksStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtFacing public scrutiny following brash statements made by Murderface at a press conference, Dethklok decides to lift their worldwide ban on Dethklok tribute bands. While exercising their right to approve or disapprove of any tribute act the band discovers that Toki has been posing as Skwisgaar in a tribute band called Thunderhorse. Trying to distance themselves from celebrity status and re-connect with normal people, Dethklok decides to join Thunderhorse.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtAfter a near-death experience during one of Dethklok's typically life-threatening concert venues, the band becomes extremely concerned about their own mortality. They reluctantly agree to visit a doctor, and experience that bears potentially disturbing news for Pickles and leads Murderface to question his own sexuality. Thinking he is terminally ill, Pickles tries to cram as much substance abuse into his final days as possible, as Nathan befriends his suicidal dentist.
- DirectorMark BrooksStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtDr. Rockso, having relapsed into his cocaine addiction, seeks the help of his estranged friend, Toki. More unwanted visitors manifest in the form of Dethklok's mothers, who are going to visit for the upcoming holidays. Murderface sets out to stage a Christmas special with production partner Dick Knubbler, but the only group willing to finance the show is the "Church of Christian Churchology".
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallVictor BrandtFacing a slew of paternity suits, Skwisgaar begins to search for his own absentee father. Toki embraces Skwisgaar's absence from the band and his temporary position as Dethklok's lead guitarist, as Murderface's misplaced paternal instincts are projected onto Skwisgaar, much to the chagrin of Pickles.
- DirectorMark BrooksStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallMark BrooksAfter his birthday roast, Toki Wartooth goes out to find his one true love. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar Skwigelf and William Murderface make a bet over who is the biggest lady's man.
- DirectorMark BrooksStarsBrendon SmallTommy BlachaVictor BrandtAfter losing a court case on songwriting residuals, William Murderface and Toki Wartooth start their own record label to make money.
- DirectorMike RoushStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallKirk HammettPickles is sent to a rehab clinic after his drunken antics cause destruction throughout Africa.
- DirectorMark BrooksStarsTommy BlachaBrendon SmallLaraine NewmanToki Wartooth squanders Dethklok's vacation fund on a reunion tour for Dr. Rockso and the rest of Zazz Blammymatazz. When a horrible truth becomes public knowledge though, Dr. Rockso runs off and threatens the reunion's success.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsTommy BlachaDave GrohlBrendon SmallDethklok accidentally book themselves two simultaneous shows in Syria and Israel, which threatens to cause a full-scale war between the two countries.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsBrendon SmallTommy BlachaVictor BrandtDespite his bandmates' warnings, Nathan begins seriously dating one of his fans.
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollDermot O'NeillJennifer GibneyAgeing widow Agnes Brown has three sons - Dermot,Mark and Rory and a daughter Cathy,whilst her father-in-law also lives with her. When he is taken ill Agnes misreads his rectal thermometer which leads to his ending up in hospital. However a more pressing problem is the rift between Dermot and his soon-to-be bride,middle class nurse Maria Nicholson. Ever the meddler Agnes offers them advice,which only aggravates the situation,so Cathy, a psychology student,counsels them instead,which puts her mother's nose well and truly out of joint -though she does reveal how she gets rid of unwanted suitors.
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollJennifer GibneyDermot O'NeillAgnes is annoyed that the family are being secretive: Cathy will not let her meet her new man friend; Mark's wife Betty has thrown him out; and Dermot, who dresses up in outsize costumes to advertise products, has told Maria's wealthy parents that he actually has a high-powered position. Agnes confronts Betty and they come to blows--observed by Maria's mother, who declares the Browns unfit to attend the wedding, which will now take place in Italy instead of Dublin. When Agnes spots Betty with another man, she instantly thinks the worst and has a go at her...and learns that Mark is the partner with the secret.
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollJennifer GibneyEilish O'CarrollDermot is keen for his childhood friend, wheeler-dealer Buster Brady, to be his best man but Agnes feels he is unsuitable (especially as Cathy is dating a policeman) and prefers Mark. Agnes ultimately persuades Maria that Dermot should be allowed to choose. When next-door neighbor Winnie's husband Jacko is rushed to hospital and she needs money for his operation, Buster's lottery scam seems to be the best way to get Winnie her 5000 euros, as well as money for the wedding.
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollJennifer GibneyPaddy HoulihanAnnoyed that Maria thinks she's too old to come to her hen night, Agnes tries to discover its location from Dermot, but she is misinformed and crashes in on a giant dildo....and discovers that she's at a solemn wake. To make amends and prove that she's a perfect middle-class hostess, she invites Maria's mother to a meal served by Rory and his friend Dino, but she's so nervous that she gets disastrously drunk; meanwhile, determined to impress, she has had a second toilet fitted into a downstairs cupboard.
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollPaddy HoulihanRory CowanSuffering from pre-nuptial nerves, Dermot shuts himself into the cupboard under the stairs, so he's still there when Father Quinn arrives to give the happy couple their premarital talk. What finally draws Dermot out is Buster's moving best-man speech (initially he could find nothing good to say about the groom) and he promptly asks Agnes if he and Maria can live with her. Agnes also discovers that her son Rory is gay after Cathy gives her a book on homosexuality, but she accepts the news with her usual tactless tolerance: "I know all about your illness."
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollDermot O'NeillGary LilburnWhile newlyweds Maria and Dermot feel stressed not having their own place, Father Quinn fears that he is losing his parishioners to another church, and Grandad decides he wants a dummy-run of his funeral so he can hear the mourners pay him tributes. Agnes makes funeral arrangements but initially mistakes the visiting Mormons who are responsible for Father Quinn's problem for undertakers. However, she eventually engages them in a religious argument about the absurdity of Noah's ark that sends them running. At the funeral, none of the mourners have anything nice to say about Grandad, so the corpse suddenly comes to life--which Agnes declares to be a blessed miracle.
- DirectorMark BrooksStarsBrendon SmallTommy BlachaVictor BrandtAfter Dethklok is accused of being racist at a huge press conference, they combat the charges by opening an Urban Youth Dethcenter.
- DirectorBrendon SmallStarsBrendon SmallTommy BlachaVictor BrandtWith their new album finally shipping, Dethklok plans their post-release traditions of vacationing, goofing off, palling around, and prank calls.
- DirectorJon SchneppStarsBrendon SmallTommy BlachaVictor BrandtDethklok heads to Tomahawk, Wisconsin to open a Dethfair in hopes that it will stimulate the economy they destroyed.
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollPaddy HoulihanDermot O'NeillAgnes is anxious to help Dermot and Maria, who are living with her, to get their own place, so she tells the insurance company Granddad has died so they can collect the money. This means that every time the bell rings, an agitated Agnes has to disguise her father-in-law as a table, though ultimately a claim assessor visits, detects the scam, and threatens Agnes with prison. Fortunately, somebody higher up in the insurance company has a relative who is looking out for Agnes so she won't need to kill Granddad after all.
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollPaddy HoulihanFiona O'CarrollAgnes is not happy. The kids keep pinching her toast; Dermot and Buster, dressed as wild animals for an ad campaign, are savaged by a randy escaped circus lion. But Winnie is delighted: the side effect of Jacko's new medication has rebooted her sex life. Cathy rounds up the family for a group counseling session for her college project but it descends into chaos until her boyfriend Mick arrives and the family closes ranks in exposing secrets he's kept from Cathy.
- 2011– 29mTV-PG8.1 (136)TV EpisodeDirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollDermot O'NeillJennifer GibneyMaria brings a robot baby home from her prenatal class to practice mothering, but Grandad sits on it while Agnes is minding it and her efforts to mend it only make it worse. It's not the best time for Cathy to introduce Agnes to her professor (and new boyfriend), who wants to interview her on motherhood. Fortunately Maria is forgiving, her attitude much helped by having been told to expect twins.
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollPaddy HoulihanRory CowanWhen all of her kids declare that she's overweight, Agnes reluctantly begins a diet, but she soon begins to cheat. Suffering from heartburn she innocently swallows pills that Rory confiscated from the hair salon, where he's been promoted to manager, but they're not heartburn pills and they make her act oddly. Professor Clowne, Cathy's boyfriend, finds Agnes' behavior fascinating and becomes more determined to interview her for his book.
- DirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollEilish O'CarrollJennifer GibneyFamily dog Spartacus is 15 years old and sick and the family discusses putting her in a home 'with other old bitches,' but when Agnes overhears she thinks they're referring to her. Their search for the right moment to tell Agnes coincides with the surprise birthday party they're throwing for her, and their secretive nature is driving her to distraction. Ultimately the truth is revealed and the family heads to the pub for Agnes's celebration; unfortunately Spartacus has worsened and has had to be put to sleep.
- 2011– 29mTV-PG8.4 (139)TV EpisodeDirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollDermot O'NeillJennifer GibneyMrs. Brown accidentally destroys her Christmas tree; and when Father Damien visits to tell her she can't be the Virgin Mary in the church Nativity play because there won't be one this year, she writes her own version. Cathy fools her into believing that she's being filmed secretly for a "mother-of-the-year"-search TV show, and suddenly Mrs. Brown is uncharacteristically nice to everyone.
- 2011– 29mTV-PG8.3 (134)TV EpisodeDirectorBen KellettStarsBrendan O'CarrollDermot O'NeillJennifer GibneyAgnes prepares for her unorthodox Nativity play, "Men Are Bastards!" She finds parts for all the family and their friends, though the animals provided by Dermot are not exactly biblical. Having survived being locked into a wrist magnet to cure her rheumatism Agnes takes to the stage, but the production is a disaster: Buster's Angel Gabriel gets badly singed, Father Damien's trousers are ripped off him by the magnet, a shocked Hilary faints on stage, and Agnes has lost the Baby Jesus doll and enlists Grandad for the role It's time for Cathy to sack her mother and rally the family for a more traditional Nativity play - though of course Agnes has the last word.
- DirectorJohn StrysikStarsAlice GhostleyMario RoccuzzoFredrica DukeHenry and Elinor Colander are preparing to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary with a special dinner. Hiker Sybil has just broken up with her boyfriend, so they invite her to join them.
- DirectorTheodore GershunyStarsDorothy LymanCarmen MathewsTeri KeaneSoft-hearted Catherine makes a living as a tarot card reader but faces a crisis of conscience in the process.
- 1983–198822mTV-145.2 (374)TV EpisodeDirectorFrank De PalmaStarsHarry AndersonMarcie BarkinDick MillerThe life of failed TV screenwriter Leon is taken over by a voice that emanates from inside his answering machine.
- DirectorShelley LevinsonStarsCharles LevinColleen CampKareem Abdul-JabbarMental patient Danny Squires tells his unseen psychiatrist the story of how his wife Connie purchased an old lamp, rubbed it, and brought an ill-tempered genie into their lives.
- 1983–198821mTV-147.3 (561)TV EpisodeDirectorGerald CottsStarsEddie BrackenBill McCutcheonTresa HughesJodie and his mum are grief-stricken by the passing away of Jodie's grandfather, but they soon find themselves with a lot more to be upset about when he gets determined not to stay dead.
- 1983–198820mTV-147.1 (567)TV EpisodeDirectorMichael GornickStarsBruce DavisonKaren ShalloPatrick PiccininniStruggling writer Richard Hagstrom receives an upgraded computer from his computer-whiz nephew Jonathan right before Jonathan dies in an accident. Thanks to Jonathan, this word processor has the power to grant any wish that Richard desires.
- DirectorTom SaviniStarsFritz WeaverRoberta WeissPaul SparerWhat is scurrying around inside the closet of the upstairs room that grad student Gail Aynsley rents from veterinary school dean Dr. Fenner? Gail doesn't know, but she is determined to find out and Dr Fenner isn't telling.
- DirectorMichael GornickStarsDavid Patrick KellyPhilip CasnoffKerry ArmstrongWhen graphic designer Rich Hall fails to receive timely news about the outcome of a job interview, he begins to discover that he is slowly ceasing to exist.
- DirectorTimna RanonStarsJustine BatemanTippi HedrenGeorge SimsMookie and Pookie are twins. Computer whiz Mookie is terminally ill. But not even death can sever the bond that exists between the two siblings when his knowledge of technology follows him into the afterlife.
- DirectorJames Steven SadwithStarsDanny AielloTom NoonanRobert WeilBookie Tom Vale never refuses a bet. Bettor Bill Lacey only bets long shots and beats impossible odds each time. Lacey's latest bet is that Vale will die of natural causes by 8:00 am tomorrow.
- DirectorArmand MastroianniStarsFarley GrangerPeggy CassLou JacobiHarvey Turman suffers from both back pain and his nagging wife Nadine. Dr. Roebuck finds nothing physically wrong, concludes that the problem is caused by latent anger toward Nadine, & suggests uxoricide to kill ALL Harvey's pain.
- 1983–198822mTV-146.4 (515)TV EpisodeDirectorJohn HarrisonStarsKeenan WynnGeorge PetrieMichael FreemanWily millionaire Duncan Williams engages his longtime acquaintance Jack Blaine in a cat & mouse game ... by offering Jack one million dollars for his mortal soul.
- DirectorFrank De PalmaStarsVic TaybackChris HebertKelly Jean PetersA reformed alcoholic is visited by his young son Jerry; but he doesn't have a son called Jerry.
- DirectorTerence CahalanStarsCarol KaneBud CortEd KenneyWarlock Abe North and hairdresser Anne MacColl do battle over a winning lottery ticket.
- DirectorRichard FriedmanStarsJean MarshPaul SparerJoan Matlin's an English actress living in a NYC sublet. She's unable to get any rest - being constantly annoyed by the sound of a ringing phone from the apartment next door.
- DirectorLawrence DobkinStarsYvonne De CarloAl LewisBeverley OwenThe Munsters are invited to a masquerade dance party.
- DirectorLewis ArnoldStarsDavid TennantDaniel MaysJason WatkinsOn 9th February 1983, a grisly discovery alerts Hornsey Police to a serial killer, operating under their noses for years. DCI Peter Jay is stunned when meek Dennis 'Des' Nilsen freely admits to killing multiple men without knowing why.
- DirectorLewis ArnoldStarsDavid TennantDaniel MaysJason WatkinsAs the investigation continues, bits and pieces fall into place. Des is interviewed in depth by a writer who is intent on penning a biography of the killer. DCI Peter Jay is frustrated by Scotland Yard's brass. The trial commences.
- DirectorLewis ArnoldStarsDavid TennantDaniel MaysJason WatkinsAs the trial progresses, DCI Peter Jay testifies.
- DirectorDavid AlexanderStarsYvonne De CarloAl LewisBeverley OwenHerman and Lily accidentally take a love potion, becoming seductive and irresistible.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsJuliet ProwseFrank OzRichard HuntKermit is pressured into allowing Scooter to do a musical number with Muppy the dog. Guest star Juliet Prowse dances to a Scott Joplin melody.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsConnie StevensFrank OzRichard HuntWhen Fozzie overhears Hilda, Kermit, and Scooter talking about getting rid of "that bear" he thinks they're talking about him when in actual truth it's Gonzo's teddy bear that is being badmouthed. Meanwhile, Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie make a guest appearance in a musical number with Connie Stevens.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsJoel GreyFrank OzRichard HuntFozzie takes on a new act - jokes on any subject - which drives everybody crazy. When he takes the stage, he asks for any word. Naturally, Statler & Waldorf call his bluff by yelling out "Amoeba!"
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsRuth BuzziFrank OzJerry NelsonScooter's uncle, J.P. Grosse sends a mechanical wind-up TV show host that resembles Kermit in every way. Soon, the duplicate starts harassing Kermit and flirts with Miss Piggy.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsRita MorenoFrank OzJerry NelsonOn stage, guest star Rita Moreno battles several Muppets including Animal who backs on drums in her closing number "Fever". Backstage, Fozzie answers a string of rather unusual (and very funny) phone calls.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsJim NaborsFrank OzJerry NelsonA young kid named Scooter applies for a job as a gofer. When, Kermit tells him he looks nothing like a gopher, Scooter explains that he'll go-fer coffee and sandwiches among other things he'll go-fer. Kermit says he doesn't have the money pay him, but then Scooter lets in that his uncle owns the theater.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsFlorence HendersonFrank OzJerry NelsonThe Muppet Theater is plagued by pig-related problems with The Bouncing Borcellino Brothers flubbing their opening act and Miss Piggy throwing herself at an uninterested Kermit, then later gets jealous at guest star Florence Henderson who she thinks is gonna steal her frog away.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsPaul WilliamsFrank OzJerry NelsonScooter talks Fozzie in doing "The Telephone Pole Bit" and Fozzie practices dutifully until he finds out what the bit is really all about.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsCharles AznavourFrank OzJerry NelsonWhen he's unable to get a spot on the show, Gonzo asks Scooter to be his manager. Scooter thinks Gonzo should do a rock act by banging a large rock with a mallet. Later, Gonzo tries female impersonation in a dress and a blonde wig. But Scooter gives up managing when Gonzo eats his contract.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsHarvey KormanFrank OzJerry NelsonKermit begins to worry that guest star Harvey Korman isn't having a great time because he complains of being the "token person" on the show with all the dogs, frogs, pigs and chickens as well as the fear of hoof-and-mouth disease. So the rest of the Muppets come up with a solution: dress Harvey in a chicken suit.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsLena HorneFrank OzRichard HuntKermit cancels Miss Piggy's song for fear of overshadowing guest star Lena Horne. At least that's Piggy thinks, until finds out the real reason for being cut: he didn't want her to look foolish following Lena. Sometimes, the truth can hurt and not just for Piggy...Kermit, too.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsPeter UstinovFrank OzRichard HuntKermit becomes jealous when Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Hilda and Scooter rave about Peter Ustinov who later admits that he's jealous of Kermit saying that he's always wanted to be a frog.
- DirectorPeter HarrisStarsBruce ForsythFrank OzRichard HuntFozzie hatches a plan to get even with Statler and Waldorf when he does his act. But the bear becomes crushed when he gets replaced with guest Bruce Forsyth.