Ranking the Men of Charmed: Season 1

1. Ted King

Here's what I mean when I talk about Leo below. He needs some of Andy's "damn it, I'm in this relationship too!" kind of thing.

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Aug 23, 2014

Doug (Episode 12) - Okay, I don't care what anyone thinks of my tastes. I like a hunky, big, hot, dopey guy who would probably let you have your way with anything you asked for. Beautiful push-over, nice guy, sweet and wears heart on sleeve. This guy is perfect for me! (And he's kind of like this in most of the roles I've seen him in. And his body is AMAZING!) (I know it seems like I took notches away from Leo for the same thing but I had a crush on this guy years before I saw this show.)

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Aug 24, 2014

3. Dorian Gregory

I'm a COP! Yes, you are. I don't know how it works, but this guy's "I don't know what's going on but if you need a search warrant or a guy to say something out of place and doofily witty, I'm always here" really works for him. I mean, the guy's a mountain of beef without one discernible trace of jock stigma.

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Aug 23, 2014

4. Michael Weatherly

Brendan the Warlock Priest (Episode 18). No opinion, he's just really, REALLY hot.

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Aug 29, 2014

5. Brian Krause

I'm waiting for the episode where I fall in love with Leo, but... it hasn't happened yet. He's always had a great butt but I'm starting to think this was a bad role for the actor. He's too wooden.

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Aug 23, 2014

6. Roy Abramsohn

"Doctor" (Episode 6) - I'm logging this guy in because he went on to play the lead in that terrible movie about the people who gorilla-filmed that "documentary" about how weird Disney World is, Escape from Tomorrow. I hated it and I hated his character in it... but I had the major hots for him. (What? I like kind of like sleazy, weasely guys.)

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Aug 23, 2014

7. Billy Jayne

Billy (Episode 13) - He's changed a little bit since the 80's but he's still pretty hot. If you saw him in Just One of the Guys (1985), you probably wished all your friends had a little brother like him! That movie is on Netflix (Watch Instant) right now! Watch it and wait for his shirtless scene. It's incredible.

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Aug 24, 2014

8. Victor Browne

Clay (Episode 12) - Well, he's definitely the best guy for Phoebe. That the show will probably ever give her. Unfortunately... he has absolutely no personality. He's insanely hot though. With more time on the show, who knows what could develop?

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Aug 24, 2014

9. Tim Herzog

Hans (Episode 5) - just there to take his shirt off. Great upper body. And that's about it.

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Aug 23, 2014

10. Charles Rahi Chun

Laurence Beck (Episode 13) - I always had a little thing for him when he was on Scrubs. He didn't get a lot of screentime but he had a way of making you miss him when he wasn't around.

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Aug 24, 2014

11. Brad Greenquist

I know he played the creepy-ass zombie in Pet Sematary. I know he's always creepy... But, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't thinking of what it would be like to kiss him in all those shots when he got in his victims' faces and they kind of were thinking he was going to try and... you know the rest. He's very smooth. And his hair is sexy.

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Aug 23, 2014

12. Matthew Ashford

When we get to guys like this, I know I'm going to have to explain who they were. This was Roger, Prue's nasty boss who took her ideas and her promotion in the first episode. As forgettable the moment you saw him as he is now.

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Aug 23, 2014