The Worst TV Shows I've Ever Seen
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- StarsAbby Lee MillerNia SiouxHolly FrazierThe series follows doting mothers and their childrens' early steps on the road to stardom, all under the discerning eye of a notoriously demanding and passionate dance instructor.This TV show is some of the worst pig slop I have ever seen in my entire life, and that fat cretin Abby Lee Miller is many of the reasons why! I've heard that she's actually a nice person, and if that's the case WHY IS SHE SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON ON THIS SHOW? My God, the horrible, horrible things she does and says to these poor girls, the oldest of whom are only fourteen. And the wicked things she says to the mothers and how they just put up with it!
The first time I saw this show entitled Dance Moms, I expected to be angry and furious at the moms because of the pageant mommy stereotype. But no, the thing that got me pissed off was the dance instructor. The things this woman says to her students: "If you're in second place, you're the first loser!" You know who else said that? Jerry Seinfeld! Because he meant it to be taken as a joke! What children's dance instructor talks like that?! And when it's clear that these girls are putting their all into the dance routines and that they are working as hard as they can, but none of them get first place, there's Abby with that soul-crushing "You all suck, do better next time" demeanor! And she has an awful lot of bark for a bitch who can't bite! She is not a dancer! She has never been a dancer! You would not be surprised to look at the fat trollop!
I know that I should be doing a proper review of the show when all I've actually been doing is saying how horrible Abby is, but that's just it! Abby is the face of the show! She is in the foreground of all the promotional pictures! She should be the person we are rooting for, and she is such an awful person! You wouldn't be surprised that she doesn't have a husband or any children of her own! You can tell what kind of mother or wife she would be just by how she treats her dancers! She keeps screaming to the moms that the girls are the most important thing when she truly believes her reputation is the most important thing.
I really feel sorry for these women and their daughters because of what they have to go through. There have been several moments on the show when the mothers take their daughters and leave the studio because of something Abby said or did to belittle them, only to come back the next week, because there's no other dance studio in town, to find that they've been replaced. But on the other hand, there are some mothers who have no gall and are willing to brown-nose Abby just to make sure their little girls get to be at the top of her pyramid. And the lengths they'll go to please her really are astounding.
If you want to watch this show to see the dancing, you will get the dancing. Because the dancers on this show are actually really good, but I just hope you'll be able to stomach the spineless mothers or that miserable wretch of a dance instructor.
At the end of the day, this show is just horrible. It's actually sending feminism back a few years I think, because here's this woman who's being horrible solely for the sake of being horrible and emotionally scarring these little girls who haven't even developed tits yet just because she can!
I would gladly, and without thinking twice, root for Teen Moms or Honey Boo-Boo for getting an Emmy if the only other contender for the award was Dance Moms. The show is just that terrible. - CreatorAlex BaskinDouglas RossLisa VanderpumpStarsTom SandovalScheana ShayKate MaloneyBest known as one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump opens the salacious kitchen doors of her exclusive Hollywood restaurant and lounge, SUR.You want to know what NOT to do when you're a business owner? Watch Vanderpump Rules! You'll get a lot of free tips!
Lisa Vanderpump from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gets her own spinoff featuring her and all the reasons why she's an awful business manager. Those reasons being almost her entire staff. Roughly ten people work at Lisa's restaurant and bar SUR in West Hollywood. Most of them are absolutely reprehensible people and some of them even show obvious signs of delusional paranoia. Yet Lisa continues to keep them under her employ like she's an absent-minded manager with a heart of gold, when it's really because she probably never watches the show so she never sees what goes on behind her back.
Her employees have gotten into heated arguments in front of customers, she's caught several of them having sex in the bathrooms several times, their drama has interfered with events she's been hired to cater on more than one occasion, and many of her staff blatantly disrespect her as their manager but she never even has a conversation with them unless it gets so out of hand that she has to call special meetings.
At first glance, this seems more like a review of the restaurant than it does a review for the show. Well, that's just it! This restaurant is supposed to be the central focus of the show! And every single episode I see makes my stomach churn to the point where I feel like calling Gordon Ramsay and telling him to straighten these bitches out!
Why is this considered entertainment? It's just a bunch of attention whores screaming at each other and accusing each other of things they have no idea if the other person did or not! If I wanted that, I'll just watch Jerry Springer and see people who have the appropriate education level do it!
The show was renewed for a second season. I can only hope that something drastic enough happens that will cause people to change the channel and force Bravo to pull the plug on this god-awful TV show.