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- DirectorBecky MartinStarsDavid MitchellRobert WebbNeil FitzmauriceA month has passed. Dobby has still not said that she will move in with Mark and Jeremy has not said he will move out. Mark invites Dobby round to share a pizza and watch 'The Apprentice' but unfortunately Gerrard, her other admirer, dies of the flu that evening and Dobby feels guilty for not being with him. Jeremy decides to undergo therapy which, after an inauspicious start, he loves. Mark goes for a job with a bathroom fittings company but the final interview clashes with Gerrard's funeral so he has to make a brief oration before leaving. At the wake Mark again asks Dobby to move in with him but she says there is no need as she is now an independent woman, thanks to the money left her by Gerrard.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonMark KirklandStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHomer joins the "Springfield Preppers," an off-the-grid survivalist group whose leader has set up a top-secret retreat outside of town to prepare for the end of the world.
- DirectorJennifer CoyleStarsH. Jon BenjaminDan MintzEugene MirmanLinda struggles to connect with Louise when they attend a mother-daughter seminar, while Bob takes Tina to get her legs waxed.
- DirectorBecky MartinStarsDavid MitchellRobert WebbMatt KingNow a big name in bathroom sales, though annoyed that Dobby has a new job in I.T., Mark writes a book, entitled 'Business Secrets of the Pharaohs' and even finds a publisher in Greg, who meets him at a refreshment stand. However Mark is told he must foot half the publishing costs. Jeremy decides to be a life coach and goes on a week's course but is the only candidate to fail - largely because he made such bizarre sexual demands of course leader Celia - though he does work out that Mark has been conned by Greg.
- DirectorBecky MartinStarsDavid MitchellRobert WebbMatt KingSimon,Dobby's ex-boyfriend,asks Mark,Jeremy and Super Hans to join him on the paint-balling day Dobby has bought as his birthday present. Simon puts Dobby and himself into the opposing team to Mark and Jeremy,leading Mark to believe it is all a ploy to win Dobby back. Dobby and Jeremy bond over a joint but Mark is stuck in a bunker with a stoned Hans. When Hans makes a break for it and aims his paint-gun at Dobby Jeremy gallantly steps into the line of fire to take one for her.
- DirectorBecky MartinStarsDavid MitchellRobert WebbMatt KingJeremy agrees to move out of the flat and share with Super Hans but Dobby would prefer to go inter-railing across Europe than move in with Mark. To make things worse for Mark not only has Hans been promoted above him at work, making him Mark's boss but Jeremy has arranged for the unstable Big Mad Andy to decorate the flat - largely so that Jeremy can sign him up for life skills coaching. Mark finds solace in an MBA evening class, meeting the elegant Stephanie and Jeremy, strangely in love with Dobby, urges him to pursue her but Mark cops out when he gets a call from Jeremy requiring his help to calm down Big Mad Andy.
- DirectorBecky MartinStarsDavid MitchellRobert WebbMatt KingJeremy is moving again, to stay with Mark's sister Sarah and her five-year old son Joshy, for whom he is something of a toy. Despite Jeremy having taken all his chairs Mark hosts the residents association for the flat block and is elected chairman - though he does use the funds for his own repairs. On the down side he is less successful as a taps salesman despite Jeremy's efforts to help and Dobby tells him she will not be moving in with him. He will not be alone though, for, having had enough of Sarah and surviving an uncomfortable night at Big Mad Andy's, Jeremy returns to the fold.
- DirectorJonathan KriselStarsFred ArmisenCarrie BrownsteinJim GaffiganPeter and Nance struggle to keep off winter weight; Candace's son visits the feminist bookstore during the holidays; artisan curators Bryce and Lisa offer a winter vacation at their newly opened Outlet Hotel.
- DirectorDavid EvansStarsHugh BonnevilleLaura CarmichaelJim CarterChange arrives in a big way for several key characters at Downton Abbey. A yearly cricket match with the village sees old scores settled and new plots are hatched.
- DirectorFred GossStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenOn New Year's Eve, Jay plays poker with Billy Dee Williams, Phil and Claire try to rekindle their romance, Mitchell and Cameron search for a bar where they fit in, and Haley and Alex stay home to babysit.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerChris ParnellArcher goes to great lengths to cover up discrepancies in his ISIS expense account as he attempts to access the agency's mainframe computer. Cyril and Lana's Friday night dinner date is interrupted by work.
- DirectorJonathan KriselStarsFred ArmisenCarrie BrownsteinKurt LoderSpyke and Iris join forces with a gang of former MTV stars to take back MTV from Tweens. A group of frustrated, unemployed college grads stage a protest on the dance floor. Sandra pines for a mysterious man in her meditation class. Malcolm and Kris attend a meeting to rename a street in their neighborhood. Kath and Dave film an instructional video on how to build a tent.
- DirectorRodman FlenderStarsRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiJenna FischerPam causes a lice outbreak but lets Meredith take the blame, Jim has a business meeting with Dr. J, and some coworkers try to get Darryl and Val back together.
- DirectorJason WinerStarsJosh GadJenna ElfmanMartha MacIsaacIn the Gilchrist administration, there is never a dull moment in the white house.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonChris ClementsStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightThe fate of Springfield Elementary rests on Bart and his test scores, and Homer finds way to make money with his own parking meter.
- DirectorWesley ArcherStarsH. Jon BenjaminDan MintzEugene MirmanIt's dingles and dongles and birthday suits.
- DirectorKen WhittinghamStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack launches a plot to take over as Kabletown CEO with the help of Devon Banks, Liz gets more bad news from the adoption agency, and the lead actress in Tracy's Harriet Tubman biopic turns out to be the female version of Tracy himself.
- DirectorFred SavageStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay and Gloria throw a surprise birthday party for Manny, but their unborn baby may have other plans. Meanwhile, Haley dates a man twice her age, and Cameron becomes jealous of Mitchell and Lily's relationship
- DirectorJonathan KriselRob ShawStarsNick KrollJon DalyJenny SlateRef Jeff tries to lock down plans, Liz and Liz throw a benefit for canine cancer, and on Wheels Ontario students shun the new kid.
- DirectorBecky MartinStarsDavid MitchellRobert WebbMatt KingMark is hoping Dobby will move in with him so Jeremy has to move back with Super Hans,who stays up all night and keeps snakes. Dobby has a job offer in New York from ex-boyfriend Simon so Mark decides he and Dobby should have a picnic in the country where he can declare his feelings for her. Sadly for him Jeremy,who is also in love with Dobby,turns up as well,leading Dobby to believe that they are gay as they are so inseparable. The two men start to fight over Dobby only to discover she has gone. Later she texts to say she is heading for New York.
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsLouis C.K.Pamela AdlonMike HagertyWe meet Louie, an underemployed mechanic, whose wife Kim, has a larger salary. He's having breakfast with his inquisitive daughter Lucy. She turns four, and at her party, Louie is mortified when Lucy cries at the sight of a Black Barbie, the gift of new neighbors who are African-American. Louis spends the episode getting into deeper trouble with them. Also, his wife opens the living room closet where Louie is masturbating. Truth is, there hasn't been much sex in their marriage lately, so Kim offers a week of sex to Louie. Mike, a pal at work, guesses that she wants another child, which Louie doesn't' think they can afford. He and Kim negotiate around sex and pregnancy.
- DirectorMatt SohnStarsRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiJenna FischerDwight and Clark pose as father and son to get an account, Darryl goes for an interview with Jim's new business, and everybody in the office goes crazy over a new espresso machine.
- DirectorDean HollandStarsAmy PoehlerRashida JonesAziz AnsariLeslie's bachelorette party is ruined after councilman Jamm backs out of a promise, and Chris throws Ben a bachelor party that everyone will remember.
- DirectorClaire CowperthwaiteStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack and Liz go to Florida, where they find out a shocking secret about Jack's late mother, and Hazel sues the network for sexual harassment.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerChris ParnellLana's residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past and her son's future.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerChris ParnellThe agency hires a studly agent because of his minority status, and the man makes an impressive debut, but Archer suspects he has ulterior motives.
- DirectorMack WilliamsAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerChris ParnellMalory holds a shindig to schmooze with United Nations bigwig Torvald Utne, just as a group of assassins closes in to kill him.
- DirectorMack WilliamsAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerAmber NashMalory's career is threatened when a sensitive videotape falls into the hands of a rogue (and roguish) Cuban agent, so she calls on Archer's expertise in seduction to turn the tables on her blackmailer.
- DirectorMack WilliamsAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminRafael FerrerJudy GreerArcher must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio, the infamous arms dealer. Meanwhile, Cyril fears not only for his girlfriend's life, but her succumbing to the seductive nature of Archer's heroics.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.7 (255)TV EpisodeDirectorJames SignorelliStarsFred ArmisenVanessa BayerBill HaderAmerica's premier sketch-comedy show returns for its 38th season LIVE from Studio 8H in New York City. This season, the cast includes Fred Armisen, Vanessa Bayer, Bill Hader, Taran Killam, Seth Meyers, Bobby Moynihan, Nasim Pedrad, Jay Pharoah, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, featuring Aidy Bryant, Kate McKinnon, Tim Robinson, and Cecily Strong. Check out these selected sketches and segments from each of this season's episodes, so you can make every night a Saturday Night.
- DirectorMack WilliamsAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerAmber NashWhen a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and the ISIS crew must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.
- DirectorMack WilliamsAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJeffrey TamborJudy GreerAfter ISIS loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.
- DirectorMack WilliamsAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJeffrey TamborGeorge CoeWhen Archer takes a higher-paying job at rival agency ODIN, Malory will stop at nothing to get him back.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsRene AuberjonoisH. Jon BenjaminKat CressidaQuestions about the identity of Archer's real father lead him into a perilous trap... and an explosive confrontation with Malory.
- DirectorJonathan KriselStarsNick KrollJon DalyAndy MilonakisRich Dicks go to Mexico, Dr. Armond gets a spin-off show, successful moments are celebrated in traditional football-fashion.
- DirectorKelly Cantley-KashimaStarsRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiJenna FischerDwight tries to keep Darryl from leaving Dunder Mifflin, Jim misses his daughter's recital because of an important business meeting, and Nellie is worried that Erin will dump Andy for Pete.
- DirectorLev L. SpiroStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenJay fights with his mother in law over naming the baby, Phil unsuccessfully tries to solve his kids' problems, and Mitchell and Cameron try to curb Lily's snarkiness.
- DirectorJeff RichmondStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz's adoption request is finally approved, but she is too busy trying to single-handedly save TGS from cancellation to notice. Meanwhile, Kenneth tries to help Jack as he tries to choose his successor.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonBob AndersonStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHomer and Marge find the perfect young couple and ask them to be the guardians for the kids in case something happens to them.
- DirectorJennifer CoyleStarsH. Jon BenjaminDan MintzEugene MirmanTina is on a mission to unmask the middle school and Gene decides to dress up like Bob
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.5 (203)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingJames SignorelliStarsFred ArmisenVanessa BayerBill HaderAfter Obama receives a midnight visit on Inauguration Day from the all-too-human ghost of Dr. King, Adam Levine hosts - getting advice from Andy Samberg, Cameron Diaz, and Jerry Seinfeld. He co-hosts a show on the Gay Network, plays a future Mafioso with Tony Soprano in high school, chats with a firefighter's ex-girlfriend at a party, hosts a spoof of MTV's "Catfish," gets into a bar face-off with three other rock-band leaders, backs Samberg in a digital short ("You Only Live Once"), and goes to an unlikely groupie's apartment after a concert. Rosetta Stone sponsors the episode; Kendrick Lamar performs.
- DirectorJonathan KriselStarsNick KrollJon DalyAlison BeckerBobby Bottleservice investigates paranormal activity, a couple builds a secret room, and Young Billy Joel goes on an adventure.
- DirectorDavid RogersStarsRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiJenna FischerDwight gets to hire a new salesman to replace Jim when he is at his other job. But will he promote Clark or go with one of his unqualified friends instead?
- DirectorLee KirkStarsRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiJenna FischerPam tries to find out who vandalized her mural, Darryl finds out that Jim is a slob, and Oscar and Kevin go to Angela and The Senator's child's first birthday party.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminGeorge CoeNika FuttermanISIS protects a German billionaire's cute daughter from terrorists. She's celebrating her 17th birthday at a Swiss ski resort. The problem is, she can't keep her hands off Sterling, landing him in trouble.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminGeorge CoeJudy GreerAfter Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling ISIS to rival spy agency ODIN. Archer and the rest of the ISIS employees must use every trick in the book to try to stop the sale.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminGeorge CoeJudy GreerArcher is in for a huge surprise when his favorite call girl, Trinette, shows up at ISIS with a subpoena in her purse.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminGeorge CoeJudy GreerWhen members of Woodhouse's famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron start dying mysteriously, he naturally suspects foul play. As does Archer, who tries to help his loyal manservant track down the killer.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerAmber NashTired of his colleagues constantly calling him a failure, Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin, a mysterious computer security expert, inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so he can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerChris ParnellThe normal childish squabbles, sneaky backbiting, and petty jealousies at ISIS are multiplied exponentially when a famous Hollywood actress, Rona Thorne, spends a week shadowing the agents as research for an upcoming role in a spy movie.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminGeorge CoeJudy GreerAfter Malory's brief scare with breast cancer, another ISIS agent decides to be tested for the disease, with a tragic result.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminGeorge CoeDarren CrissWhen Archer discovers the chemotherapy drugs he's been taking for his breast cancer are counterfeit, he sets out to destroy the criminals behind the scheme.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerNeal HolmanISIS goes into full lockdown after Pam is abducted by kidnappers. Wait, Pam? Yes, but the kidnappers were really after Cheryl/Carol. Wait, Cheryl/Carol? Yes, because Cheryl/Carol isn't quite who she appears to be.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminCraig FergusonJudy GreerThe team is in Monaco during Gran Prix so Malory can pay a $4M for a computer disc. Unfortunately, she got the money from ISIS's employees' 401(k). Worse, Sterling gambles 3.2M$ away. It gets worse.
- DirectorJames R. BagdonasStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenCam is left without a lead on the first school performance of "Phantom of the Opera," Phil and Mitchell play golf with Jay, and Haley and her boyfriend help Claire take care of the baby.
- DirectorTroy MillerStarsRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiJenna FischerAndy returns after three months to an angry office and an even angrier girlfriend, and Jim's Valentines Day with Pam does not go as planned.
- DirectorKen WhittinghamStarsAmy PoehlerRashida JonesAziz AnsariAnn wants to find a sperm donor, Chris, Ron, and Tom help Ben find a wedding caterer, and April replaces Leslie at a public hearing about a new park.
- DirectorJonathan KriselStarsNick KrollJon DalyJenny SlateLiz and Liz promote yogurt water, Rich Dicks go shopping, and Oh Hello's Gil & George play a prank.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminOna GrauerJudy GreerArcher's search for his father's identity by going to Russia puts him in hot water as he is held prisoner by Nikolai Jackov and Malory has to ask Barry Dillon to rescue him.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminGeorge CoeOna GrauerSexy KGB Katya saves Sterling's life in Russia and comes to USA with him. Is she there to spy, a job at ISIS, a green card or Sterling's love?
- DirectorBenjamin BermanJohn LeeStarsH. Jon BenjaminLeo AllenNathan FielderJon's producer is denied reentry to the US after Jon pulls a harsh prank, and Jon's story about drug lord Manta Blanca comes to an unexpected conclusion.
- DirectorBenjamin BermanJohn LeeStarsH. Jon BenjaminLeo AllenNathan FielderWhile Jon and his crew report on the historic feud between Little Italy and Little Little Italy, Jon falls hard for one of the littlest Little Little Italians and has a tiny, torrid affair.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerAmber NashBurt Reynolds is dating Malory. Sterling is not OK with it.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonMike Frank PolcinoStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightMary Spuckler returns to Springfield and begins a relationship with Bart. However, Bart treats her with disrespect.
- DirectorBoo Hwan LimKyoung Hee LimStarsH. Jon BenjaminDan MintzEugene MirmanBob gets romantic.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz is dealing with being a stay-at-home mom while Jack tries to find true happiness. Kenneth and Tracy are both adjusting to Kenneth's new position as President of NBC.
- DirectorDavid KerrStarsZawe AshtonGreg McHughKimberley NixonOne by one, the six new students destined to be housemates congregate before term begins. Kingsley has a romantic encounter at the pub, while Josie sleeps with JP, and is horrified to discover she will be living with him.
- DirectorDavid KerrStarsZawe AshtonGreg McHughKimberley NixonThe housemates are in social Siberia so they decide to throw a party, spearheaded by Josie in the hope that she and Kingsley will get together, a plan scuppered when Josie's boyfriend Dave turns up unexpectedly.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenPhil and Claire's Valentine's plans land Claire in the emergency room, Jay and Gloria try to be intimate for the first time after the baby, and Mitchell has a wild Valentine's night after drinking and blacking out at his party.
- DirectorDon Roy KingOz RodriguezJames SignorelliStarsFred ArmisenVanessa BayerBill HaderAmerica's premier sketch-comedy show returns for its 38th season LIVE from Studio 8H in New York City. This season, the cast includes Fred Armisen, Vanessa Bayer, Bill Hader, Taran Killam, Seth Meyers, Bobby Moynihan, Nasim Pedrad, Jay Pharoah, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, featuring Aidy Bryant, Kate McKinnon, Tim Robinson, and Cecily Strong. Check out these selected sketches and segments from each of this season's episodes, so you can make every night a Saturday Night.
- DirectorJon FavreauStarsRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiJenna FischerAndy finds out that Erin dumped him for Pete, Dwight gets Angela's help taking care of his aunt, and Pam interviews with a real estate firm whose boss is a carbon-copy of Michael Scott.
- DirectorDean HollandStarsAmy PoehlerRashida JonesAziz AnsariThe department has to put together an last-minute fund-raising gala for the new park without Leslie, who has been called away on an emergency disaster drill. Meanwhile, Andy takes his police officer exam.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-147.0 (229)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingStarsFred ArmisenVanessa BayerBill HaderAmerica's premier sketch-comedy show returns for its 38th season LIVE from Studio 8H in New York City.� This season, the cast includes Fred Armisen, Vanessa Bayer, Bill Hader, Taran Killam, Seth Meyers, Bobby Moynihan, Nasim Pedrad, Jay Pharoah, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, featuring Aidy Bryant, Kate McKinnon, Tim Robinson, and Cecily Strong.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonMatthew NastukStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightBart poses Millhouse as his father so that they can do adult activities, and Homer becomes skilled at finding lost objects thanks to Highlights magazine.
- DirectorDon MacKinnonStarsH. Jon BenjaminDan MintzEugene MirmanLinda quits the restaurant and takes up a job at a grocery store.
- DirectorAndy GoddardStarsHugh BonnevilleLaura CarmichaelJim CarterThe Crawleys go to Duneagle Castle to celebrate Christmas with the MacClares. Everyone is delighted as they fish, hunt, and dine. Unfortunately, when the Crawleys return, tragedy strikes. Will things ever be the same again?
- DirectorJonathan KriselStarsNick KrollFred ArmisenAndy MilonakisRoman gets his spin-off show, Nick explores Dining and Dashing, and Oh Hello's Gil & George play basketball, which leads to a serious injury.
- DirectorCraig ZiskStarsAmy PoehlerRashida JonesAziz AnsariThe clock is ticking -- Leslie and Ben have two hours to complete a years-long project. Meanwhile, Ron gets in trouble when his temper gets the best of him.
- DirectorDavid KerrStarsZawe AshtonGreg McHughKimberley NixonOregon and Prof Shales's flirtation reaches bizarre new levels. Enticed by Ruth the alluring drama queen, Kingsley rashly switches courses to drama. Josie enrols the other housemates in a charity dating scheme.
- DirectorNick OffermanStarsAmy PoehlerRashida JonesAziz AnsariLeslie discovers that a newspaper reporter has hacked her e-mail account, Ben begins his new job, and Ann decides that she wants Chris to be her sperm donor.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenClaire runs into an old lover at her college reunion, a mishap causes Cam to give the baby a disastrous haircut, and Jay has to put his bowling match on hold to build up Manny's confidence.
- DirectorNick WoodStarsZawe AshtonGreg McHughKimberley NixonKingsley is forced to confess to Josie that he is a virgin, and she offers to 'cure' him. But the deal is undercut when Kingsley unexpectedly winds up having sex with drama queen Ruth.
- DirectorNick WoodStarsZawe AshtonGreg McHughKimberley NixonThe gang travels to London to take part in a students' protest march. There, Vod discovers the scandalous affair of Oregon with Professor Shales. And Josie and Ruth are baffled, when Kingsley admits he's been seeing both of them.
- DirectorNick WoodStarsZawe AshtonGreg McHughKimberley NixonJP finds out his father has serious health issues, and decides on an unconventional response. Oregon is distraught to learn that her childhood horse is dying, culminating in the revelation that she isn't called Oregon at all.
- DirectorAndrew D. WeymanStarsLouis C.K.Pamela AdlonMike HagertyHaving led Kim into uncharted sexual terrain, Louie is asked to rekindle the magic--or face the consequences.
- DirectorAnnie GriffinStarsZawe AshtonGreg McHughKimberley NixonMrs Professor Shales gets suspicious and assumes her husband is having an affair. Oregon resolves to break it off with Shales, but he wrongfoots her by leaving his wife and turning up on her doorstep.
- DirectorChuck SheetzMike B. AndersonStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHomer's obsession with the TV show "Storage Battles" leads the family to discover Grampa's past identity as "Gorgeous Godfrey," the most feared, villainous man in pro-wrestling history
- DirectorAnthony ChunBernard DerrimanStarsH. Jon BenjaminDan MintzEugene MirmanGene encounters a mysterious talking toilet.
- DirectorJonathan KriselStarsNick KrollJon DalyJohn MulaneyPretty Liz and C-Czar fall in love on Ice Dating, Rich Dicks crash their car, and radio host El Chupacabra talks a rock star out of suicide.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.4 (194)TV EpisodeDirectorJames SignorelliStarsKevin HartFred ArmisenVanessa BayerAfter President Obama (Pharoah) explains sequestration, Kevin Hart hosts: he plays Quvenzhane Wallis as the new Pope, a bitten interloper on "The Walking Dead," a horse-phobic guest on Steve Harvey's show, an over-amped pitchman for Z-shirts, Seth Meyer's partner in a "Really?!" sketch, the neck-braced host of "360 News," an actor reading for a Dove Chocolate commercial, a guy pitching a product on "Shark Tank," a bookstore manager who has to fire someone, and a gadfly at a funeral. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (with Wanz) perform "Thrift Shop" and "Can't Hold Us"; a spoof of Starbucks Verismo airs.
- DirectorNathan FielderStarsNathan FielderJames BaileySweeney MontinolaNathan discovers the professional Santa he's helping has a dark secret and his attempt to market a petting zoo has unexpected results. Also, a teen is caught doing graffiti.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonMatthew SchofieldStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightNed gets fed up with Homer and punches him in the eye, and Lisa is a bullying victim from her new substitute teacher.
- DirectorTyree DillihayBernard DerrimanStarsH. Jon BenjaminDan MintzEugene MirmanThe Belcher kids take on a Thomas Edison fanatic.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerJi LiMalory wants her son dragged home from a South Pacific island, where he's getting over Katya's death. Rip gets him on a seaplane that crashes, thanks to Sterling.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerAmber NashArcher finally agrees to head back to Isis. Unfortunately as he boards Riley's plane to head back, their plane is attacked by pirates and they soon find themselves on an island run by pirates, and Archer is crowned their new pirate king.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerAmber NashAt ISIS HQ, Malory awaits a call on her son's situation/ransom on the pirate island. Meanwhile, he goes from being pirate king to being pirate prisoner together with Rip, Lana, Ray and Noah.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerAmber NashMalory sends Sterling, Lana and (just promoted to field agent) Cyril to catch a Colombian drug lord in the jungle to score $1M for ISIS. "Ironside" is demoted. ISIS employees will be drug tested.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminDave FennoyJudy GreerISIS transports a Canadian terrorist by train to Mounties in Canada. Will Nova Scotian terrorists free him? Will the drunk Sterling fulfill his dream of fighting on the roof of a moving train?
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminGeorge CoeMr. FordIt's Sterling's birthday and his mom gives him a super spy car. She tells him to not get it stolen. Looking for his stolen car, he crosses path with the Yakuza.
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerAmber NashArcher and Lana are called over to Malory's apartment on what was supposed to be an off night for the ISIS crew. There, they are shocked to discover what appears to be a dead body, some foreplay, and a few random gun shots. As they put together the pieces of the mystery, they soon discover that there's more to this story than meets the eye, and does Archer have enough spaghetti and meatballs for everybody? And what is underneath Malory's trench coat?