The worst movies I have ever seen

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE - The movie that political prisoners being tortured would rather choose castration, eyeplucking, shock treatment, or decapitation over watching this movie. The wonderful thing about this movie is that once you have seen this movie, you know that you can endure any kind of torture or pain, and there will never again be a film this bad. THE PAIN watching this anticlimax of a movie where NOTHING HAPPENS!!! So boring, incomprehensible, filled with non-existant directing and acting.

(SPOILERS) This is the weirdest, scariest, most awful Christmas movie I have ever seen. It's so bad with a cast including the worst Santa Claus ever who you would call the cops on before you ever let a child sit on his lap, a group of stereotyped children from "It's a Small World" but without the smiles and laughter, Merlin from King Arthur who saves a treed Santa by dogs, bizarre surveilance equipment made of human parts so Santa can spy on you, 3 boys who want to enslave Santa, a poor child who wants a doll so creepy that I expect it to attack her during the night, neglectful parents who drink potions and let the piano babysit their rich child, a possessed cackling electronic reindeer, a freaky dream sequence with Satanic dolls, and of course the Devil and his effeminate minion Pitch who prances around and tries to sabotage Christmas. You have got to see how BAD, bad is!!!!!

I hate this pretentious, annoying, boring, depressing, whiny, disgusting movie! Selfish mute, Holly Hunter, prostitutes herself to have anal intercourse with a fat, aboriginal, tattooed, sweaty Harvey Keitel in order to play the piano by forcing her whiny daughter to lie to a patient but abusive new husband in a grey, dreary New Zealand landscape while new age piano score plinks out an incomprehensible melody. A femi-nazi art house borefest.

Spock, come to bridge. I'm here, Captain Kirk. I want you to stare at a screen and spout some mumbo-jumbo boring the audience. Yes, Captain Kirk I can do that.

(It nearly destroyed the franchise, but they brought it back.)

Oscar Night 1998: "I like the audience to take a few moments of silence to remember the victims of the Titanic. ... Now let's go and party all night." - James Cameron is a stupid, Marxist, sexist hypocrite!

Leo looked like a 9 year old child chasing Kate Winslet. It drags on and on, culminating with a gun fight in a story resembling, a silent melodrama complete with twirling mustache villain and man in white hero to have him die in the ocean. While the film is impressive looking, I don't think that anything about it will withstand the test of time.

I try to avoid bad movies, but I still like Cosby. Yikes, what a bomb!

"They are eating her ... and then they are going to eat me! Oh my GOD!!!!!!"

One of the many stupid lines in this ridiculous movie.

Hear this IMDB: the Dark Knight sucks!!

I hated this long, boring movie with hammy acting by Christian Bale, who needs a throat lozenge, and Heath Ledger who slurps his dialogue and hams it up creating a complete nutball who lisps, and appears in drag. The movie steals from other movies, like Heat and Spiderman 3 (end scene on the roof). The movie is loaded with pretentious dialogue about terrorism. I wanted daylight and hope, there was very little. The movie featured non-stop camera spinning and terrible overdone scenes. The people behaved like idiots on the ship and that scene went on and on. There was no chemistry between Bale and Gyllenhall. Batman is a boring, monotone, character with no personality and no life in him. I instantly forgot the movie after I saw it, and I tried to stay awake during the movie but found myself drifting off many times. I didn't care about a single character and resented having this monstrosity shoved down my throat. Chris Nolan is a hack!!!

A terrible unfunny movie!

Never complain to me about Roger Moore in a clown suit in Octopussy again. Sean Connery in a red diaper with hooker boots and in one scene wearing a wedding dress beats that for embarrassment. The film is completely stupid and pompous and makes no sense, but I will grant you did hold my interest to watch this train-wreck.

Just worthless unfunny crap.

Who is this picture aimed at? The kids are not going to get the Scorcsese references and there is one stupid contemporary reference after another. Not to mention unfunny and boring.

Hollywood robs the classics again with this terrible 3D extravaganza. Jack Black spouts pop culture references while bored Emily Blunt falls for a charming lout. A piece of crap from the same idiots who brought us Shark Tale.

I know a lot of people love this movie, but I found it boring and terrible. Marilyn Monroe cannot act! The movie is dated, sexist, and campy. I never laughed once and felt the main characters were jerks.

An angry, boring, hateful movie that shouts its political opinions at you. I like Hugo Weaving but I like to see him in a movie rather stare at a mask.

The BIGGEST disappointment ever!!! The tax war crisis. I didn't understand the plot, didn't care about any new characters, didn't even know who the villain was or cared, was annoyed by the children, bored by the CGI, and hated backward the talking CGI Yoda, I did. Finally stick in un-actable incomprehensive script with a horrible offensive character, and messa wanted to shove my hand into a drawer, yousa follow, than endure another version of this franchise. The good news is that it is over and we can return to our lives and forget the abomination, Lucas inflicted on the world.

I will write this review as Michael Bay edited the movie (the spaces represent the cuts).

Lo ud, an no ying, bi g, st u p id, ov e r do n e, i nco m pr ens ib le, ga rb a ge, tha t m ad e no se nse the wa y it w as cu t. B adl y ac t e d, wri tte n, an d ed i te d wi th a di re ct or w ho ca n' t ma ke a mo vi e.

(Michael Bay, if you can read this, write puzzle books don't direct films.)

Daniel Day Lewis running through the woods! (that's the movie)

Girl Power which is code for Crap!

Ruh oh, we have a terrible movie.

Spike Lee does blackface in Bamboozled, the world screams racist, the Wayan Brothers make an unfunny terrible movie in whiteface, the film makes money. - Let me say Keenan and Damon are talented and are funny on In Living Color, the younger brothers never were!!!

I was a fan of the TV show growing up, thanks Hollywood for ruining it.

I tried as both a child and adult to get through this movie, I fell asleep both times. I couldn't do it, the scenery is beautiful but the movie is so boring!

Gay characters or not, I hated this movie! I cannot get through without dozing off to Heath Ledger's mumbling performance or despising these characters for abandoning their families to cater to their selfish desires. I found this movie boring and soppy.

The only time Pixar has stumbled in my opinion. - Wall-E! Eve!, WALL-E EVE, Wall-e? EVa? - Repeated over and over again with the most depressing vision of the future. I fell asleep half way through. I hated hearing Hello Dolly again and again. The human characters were fat and lazy and it's Pixar's pretentious diatribe against the current administration. I was bored and hated the experience of this movie.