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Family Guy: Faith No More (2024)
Uncreative and offensive
Family Guy season 22 episode 15 attempts to satirize religion, particularly Christianity and Judaism, but falls flat, coming off as crass and disrespectful rather than insightful or humorous. The show's usual irreverence crosses into outright offense, lacking the cleverness needed to tackle such sensitive topics effectively. The episode resorts to cheap jokes and stereotypes that serve no purpose beyond shock value, alienating viewers who seek thoughtful comedy. This approach not only undermines the potential for meaningful satire but also demonstrates a lack of creativity and sensitivity. Overall, the episode is a disappointing misfire in "Family Guy's" otherwise bold repertoire.
Road House (2024)
Generic, Unoriginal and just Boring
From start to finish, "Roadhouse" feels like a paint-by-numbers action flick, relying heavily on tired tropes and predictable plot twists. The storyline follows a worn-out formula, with Gyllenhaal's character playing the archetypal tough guy with a troubled past. The dialogue lacks depth and originality, serving up cringe-worthy lines that feel like they were pulled straight from a B-movie script. Even the action sequences lack innovation, relying on overused choreography and special effects that fail to impress. It's disappointing to see talented actors like Gyllenhaal wasted on such a lackluster project. The supporting cast fares no better, with one-dimensional characters that offer little in terms of depth or development. The film's attempts at humor fall flat, relying on tired jokes and slapstick comedy that elicit more groans than laughs. Overall, "Roadhouse" is a prime example of Hollywood's tendency to prioritize profit over creativity, delivering a forgettable film that will leave audiences feeling like they've wasted their time and money.
Napoleon (2023)
10 only cause yall underrated this
I'd probably give this theatrical version an 8.5 only because you can obviously tell there has been sooooo much cut out. From what we know 2hrs of film where removed from what Scott intended. Much like what happened with Kingdom of Heaven when it came out and got mid/mixed reviews and then the Directors cut came out and basically everyone agreed it was a masterpiece almost on the level of Gladiator. I think Napoleon will be the same but more extreme. This is only half of the film and you can tell, and even at that it's an amazing watch. I understand that most people don't want to watch a 4 1/2 hrs movie which is why it was cut down, but it's 20 years of history that deserves a long runtime. I hate to see this only have mid reviews so I'm giving it a 10 and trust me when the full version comes out it will be a 9 or 10. This film is beautiful and might be Scott's best cinematography ever.
Vinland Saga (2019)
One of the best Anime of all time.
Wow. Just watch up to episode 4 and if your not absolutely consumed by the show I'm convinced there must be something wrong with you. The emotions this show can pull out of you 4 episodes in is absolutely insane, I can't think of any other TV show that has achieved such impact in such little time. Maybe it's because the Manga is absolutely amazing too and the show follows it loyally. But wow I can't recommend this show enough. If you like attack on Titan, berserk or anything like that you will absolutely love this show. The philosophy written into it is honest and well done too. 10/10 Highly recommend.
Oppenheimer (2023)
Masterpiece
I walked into this movie with the expectation of it being anywhere from a top 5 Chris Nolan film to a Top 5 film of all time. Seeing it in IMAX, witnessing, feeling and experiencing the film in full force. I can honestly say it's closer to the ladder than the former for me. Am I saying it's 100% a top 5 film of all time? No necessarily but I think it's of the cloth of all those films like the Godfather, 2001, Shawshank ect. I think this is the best Nolan film, I think he truly made his magnum opus here and I can't wait to see if and or when he trys to top this. This is also probably the best true story I've ever seen adapted. Cillian was oscar worthy and should receive best actor for how his eyes carried so much weight in this film. Watch this film and my review on deep thought productions on YouTube. Thanks.
Succession (2018)
Perfect down to the last minute detail.
Absolutely Brilliant. Perfect even. A masterclass of writing, cinematography and acting. Not for everyone, I don't expect everyone to love it but you must recognize the brilliance. Everyone is top of their game acting wise. Everyone had their best performance of their career in this show. The writing is witty and honest and real. Absolutely brilliant stuff. Everything feels authentic and reel and the lines all feel natural. The Cinematography is unique and matches the tone Perfectly. Please if you haven't already go watch this show, give it your time and you will reap the rewards. This show is a deep dive into the psyche or rich people and families in general. 10/10.
White Men Can't Jump (2023)
How to ruin a beloved film by making a bad remake
Perfect example of how to ruin a beloved movie with a horrible, horrendous, unfunny, corny film like this remake. Don't watch this if you love the original. They absolutely butcher it. There's no enjoyably moments, no funny scene, no on screen chemistry. This movie lacks everything that made the original good. Why did they make this you may ask? Cause Disney wants to make money by remaking good things and making them bad or mediocre at best. It's a cash grab, it's a scam and it's NOT cinema. Please do your self a favor and boycott this and every other horrible remake large studios put out. Go support independent movies that actually have soul, character and story.
The Machine (2023)
Mind Numbing
If you want to go see a movie to have you intelligence insulted, go see this film. If you want to space out and not have a single interesting thought for 2 hours go see this film. If you want to turn off your brain, maybe laugh once or twice and just be brain dead for 2 hours, go watch this film. If you want to see how a story that's mostly lies, that somehow became a comedy special that somehow made an entire man's career that somehow got made into a really really bad movie, go see this film. If you don't think movies should be good and have soul and story then definitely go see this film. And if you want to avoid all of that ^ avoid this film.
Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised (2019)
You'd be surprised just how bad a comedy special can be
Well I truly believe this might be the worse content I've ever consumed. It's absolutely brain dead, makes 0 sense and is objectively un funny. The unintentional racism and lack of self awareness portrait brendan as a naracacist who believes his own lies and someone thinks his stand up is worth anyone watching. Save your time and brain cells and go watch paint dry instead.
The Gringo Papi (2022)
I never thought this level of anti comedy was achievable
I really thought it couldn't get worse. I really thought there's no way someone can make worse content and embarrass them self even further. I really thought this rock brain of a comedian couldn't do worse. But Brendan our did himself here. Using a laugh track, stealing jokes and making very Little sense makes for the most insufferable half hour of your life. I'd rather eat glass and barbwire than rewatch this.
Super Dave (1987)
Boring
Snoooooooze fest. Lame boring and not entertaining and weird. Not funny. Lame. Boring. Boring again. Pretty not funny and Lame too. Super Dave is boring guy.
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Over-rated
I can't let this film sit at a 8.6 when it's really a 7. It's a good movie bit that's about it. Not every deep. Been done before. Kinda boring. Still worth one watch in my opinion tho.
Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)
Yea, no
Read the reviews. Don't waste your time. This is anti comedy but not in a funny way. Not even coherent most of the time. Save yourself the trouble and go watch your favorite stand up again. Avoid this.
Severance (2022)
Genius.
Brilliant unique intriguing scifi. Amazing concept excuted near perfectly. All the actors are convincing and sell characters I'm invested in. The concept and environment create a unique mood and conjure endless ideas of what it would be like to live in the world. One of the best shows on streaming services right now. Do watch.
The Terminal List (2022)
Boring, Predictable and Unrealistic
I could forgive this show for all its inaccuracies, however it is still the most boring predictable gun ho tv show I've seen in a while. This show doesn't do anything that hasn't been done countless times. It is also has terrible lighting, way too dark to watch in any room letting in sunlight.
Enter the Void (2009)
Needs to be watch in combination with psycedelics
I honestly believe this film is meant to be watched under the influence of psycedelics. It will help you to understand and feel the film. It is truly a masterpiece and a guide to life if consumed properly.
Hard Candy (2005)
Feminist trash
Technically bad and the plot is so unbelievable. That little boy could never pull off any of that. Wack film.
History of Swear Words (2021)
Hypocritical
Id advise to avoid this. Cage is great but the hypocrisy is so obvious 🙄. Could been cool but ends up being preachy
Mank (2020)
U might have to be a cinefile to enjoy this
All the bad reviews I see are from people who don't understand cinema as an art and watch movies purely for entertainment. If that's you this might not be your thing. If you enjoy the art of cinema however you will love this film.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Not as good as haunting of hill house but still good
Just not as well structured and definitely less scary
Dark (2017)
My jaw has never dropped more in my life
The best show I have ever witnessed and it's not even close. Please watch this now