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Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)
Enjoyable (in the wrong way)
This film is absolutely hilarious, the problem is that it isn't meant to be. For a film released in 2010 special effects are absolutely shocking. I am confident a 5 year old could make a better film on iMovie, the acting is horrendous and the characters are easy to hate. The whole film feels awkward because the acting is so bad. The crocodile and megladon aren't consistent sizes, sometimes they are the same size as a submarine, when at other times they are bigger than sky scrapers, the megladon dorsal fin is sometimes bigger than everything else in the shot. This makes no sense at all and the continuity is appalling. The whole plot is awful and they reuse the same shots countless times making the film feel even cheaper. This film has obviously been made for a quick buck, the director probably doesn't have much cash if his other films are like this...
He Who Dares: Downing Street Siege (2014)
This film is shocking
This is the worst film I have ever seen, it is absolutely shocking, the filmography is terrible and so are the effects. The language is bad and excessive and the plot is appalling. I had to pay £5.50 to watch this, biggest waste of money in my entire life. All of the characters are unconvincing, the villain is a chubby loser who is about as threatening as a Mr blobby, and the hero is an unshaven numpty. The villain seems to be a mixture of the Michelin man and sad unfunny failing comedian. The fight scenes in this film look like something a 6 year old child could put together in a stop motion project. The blood effects are worse than anything I have ever seen before. It is so unbelievably bad, I don't know who let this film get published but the people who put it together are a bunch of clowns. Do not watch this film