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Okay, in my defense: these Asylum movies can be fun, as Mega Piranha, which came out near the beginning of the year, clearly showed (it was even better than the sorta amusing theatrical release Piranha 3D). I'm going to get in trouble if I keep watching these hoping they hit that so-bad-it's-good sweet spot again. This one's painfully bad. The Asylum needs to spend a few bucks storyboarding their action sequences. Their effects may be cheap, but they don't have to be incomprehensible. Their gimmick star this time around is Jaleel White, i.e. Urkel. Also the guy who was the hologram doctor in Star Trek Voyager. There're a couple of laughs, but this is one of the suckiest movies I've ever seen.
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