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The Expedition (2008)
Can a Movie Be Rated Below a 1?
You have no idea! I don't even know where to start. I am a horror aficionado. Horror movies are the only type of movie I usually watch. I'm also fairly kind in reviewing horror movies, and try to accentuate the positive pieces in them. I can almost always find something positive in even the weakest of horror movies. There was nothing positive about this movie. I can easily say it was the worst horror movie I have ever seen. No, really, I'm serious. People walking around for over an hour with roughly half of the script being the F word. There was not one scary scene, one scary moment, one scary anything. The film can be summed up by saying, some folks walk around A deserted building saying, "What the F!" Over and over and over and over and, well, you get the idea. I wouldn't rate this movie over a 1. If possible, it would be a fraction, not a whole number.
7 Nights of Darkness (2011)
Surprisingly Creepy
A surprisingly competent horror movie. I enjoy supernatural horror without the gore, and with a 5,000 clam budget, these folk pulled it off. The acting was decent, but could have used a little less of the actors yelling over each other, a little less of the over dramatic and a lot less of the f word. I don't understand the over use of the f word in horror flicks these days. It adds nothing, but directors just don't seem to realize this. Still, I enjoyed this flick. The props used were effective and the ghosts were solid. There were the usual flaws that are seen in practically every horror flick. Most horror movies fall down because the characters are too stupid to see the evil that is befalling them, and the characters in this movie qualify as exceptionally stupid.