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Doctor Who: Love & Monsters (2006) Season 2, Episode 10

Cringe.

[1/10 · 20 June 2006]

I must agree with the other posters saying this is the worst episode of Doctor who...ever.

As to the claims of subtlety...really? A naff Scooby doo chase subtle? Jackie doing the slapper routine again subtle? A cheap blow job gag subtle? A tedious monologue which seemed it would never end subtle? R.T.Davies does 'subtle' about as well as G.W.Bush.

And funny? Well, I know there's no acounting for taste but I would recommend those who found this amusing to buy some Chuckle brothers DVD's.

One of the saddest things about it was its waste of talent, Shirley Henderson is fabulous and Peter Kay can sometimes be genuinely funny, I felt sorry for both of them in this horrible mess.

Worst episode ever.

Alexander (2004)

Watch Michael Wood's series instead.

[1/10 · 10 October 2005]

You'd have thought given the amount of ancient source material which is still extant, dodgy or not, on Alexander's life that Stone could have cobbled together a story from the various accounts without resorting to simply making bits up (i.e Alexander being shot in battle with Porus), pointlessly attributing speeches from one character to another (i.e Darius's daughter giving a reply to Alexander which is actually that of Porus), having set designs which were simply ludicrous (i.e Olympias having the Ram on a tree thingy from Ur in her room)...I could go on, and on, and on...This film was simply awful on every level, the battle of Gaugamela just looked like a complete shambles, why did the Macedonians (Including non-Irish actors) put on Irish accents? A misguided attempt to mask the misguided casting of Farrell? Who was himself hammier than a pig farm but given that the script often stank more than the latter I loathe to blame him entirely.

Avoid this film at all cost, especially if you have any education in the Classics, it's not even worth putting yourself through it for a laugh.

Oh yeah and it was the 'directors cut' I just watched, have never seen the original release and if this was an improvement God help those of you poor souls who saw it at the cinema.